Thursday , August 28 2025

A Dyok A Day: Self control

Pedro: Pare, may nailigtas akong babae muntik ma-rape kagabi.

Juan: Talaga pare? Ang tapang mo naman, paano mo nagawa ‘yun?

Pedro: Self control lang p’re.

SINO ANG KA-DATE

Pedro: Juan sino ang ka-date mo nga-yon?

Juan: Eto si Emma pa rin.

Pedro: Wow, ganda ng name niya. Ano ang apelyido niya baka kilala ko siya.

Juan: Si Emma! Emma Gination!

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