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Iskamera!

HANGGANG ngayon, usap-usapan pa rin ang pagiging iskamera ng isang matabang executive.

Grabe talaga ang ginawa niyang scam to the point na ‘yung 200 thousand ay pinaghati-hati lang niya sa mga blogger, broadsheet people at social media practitioner na kakosa niya.

Kasukah!

The entertainment press was given a pittance and they had to make do with the very minimal prizes that the fat executive had to dole out. Ang pinaka-main event talaga ay inihanda niya sa mga favored people.

Like the bloggers, broadsheet writers and some people whoare very much identified with the network she is working for.

Yosi-kadiri!

Of course some of the press people who knew about the scam chose to keep silent. Baka nga naman hindi na sila maimbita ng matabang executive sa mga presscon na hawak niya in the event that they would be open about their enormous feeling of discontent.

Pero nakasusuklam talaga ang ganitong practice at dapat siguro’y matigil na para fair naman sa lahat.

Hangga’t tino-tolerate ang nakaririmarim na gawain ng syobaers na babae na piling-pili sa mga connect niya ang mananalo sa raffle, mananatiling uulit-ulitin ng walang budhi at iskamerang executive ang mga ganitong affair.

Sabagay, she has taken about her predecessor’s scam oriented ways. Pati style na nakasusulasok (‘yun bang inililibot ang tingin sa buong studio habang kunu-kuno ay hinahanap niya ang mga paborito niyang broadsheet writers… kasukah! Hahahahahahahahaha!) ay gayang-gaya niya, hindi kaya bigla na lang atakehin ang corrupt na babaeng ito dahil sa kanyang nakapandidi-ring gawain?

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I’m sure!

I’m sure raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Yosi kadiri!

Ingat ka sa mga kinakain mo madam Iskamera at baka bigla ka na lang malunod sa loaded with cholesterol food that you love to munch.

Love to munch raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Anyway, people like you, don’t deserve to hold a lofty position like that.

Kapag wala ka pa sa eksena, (paikot-ikot ka lang naman sa studio knowing fully well na mga kulatsang lang na papremyo ang at stake) nakahihinga nang maluwag ang working press but the very moment you hug center stage, ‘yun nah!

Wala na.

Lost in the dark na ang pag-asa nilang manalo dahil ang iskamera mong nature ang eeksena na naman.

Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

Bakit kaya may mga taong tulad niya na pinakikialaman ang mga raffle at pinipili lang mula sa kanyang mga paboritong broadsheet writers, bloggers at social media people ang mananalo?

Para talagang demonyo ang pagkakangiti niya habang umiikot ang mga mata sa loob ng studio in search of the broadsheet and social media people that she veritably favors.

Anyway, God never sleeps. Pasasaan ba’t dadapurakin din ng bad karma ang iskamerang lomod.

‘Yun nah!

WALANG EKSPERYENSIYA

PERO EFFECTIVE

PALANG KOMEDYANA!

Sa mga artista ng Extra Service, (Arci Munoz and Jessy Mendiola, notably!) si Coleen Garcia lang ang masasabing kulang sa experience when it comes to doing comedy movies. She is so used to delineating meaty sexy roles but is yet to do a comedy flick.

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Kaya naman when she was offered the role of Aw in the comedy-action flick Extra Service, she accepted the role with trepidation.

Wala pa kasi siyang experience sa ganitong genre kaya naging honest siya sa pagsasabi kay Direk Chris Martinez na hindi pa talaga siya nakagawa ng comedy movies.

Anyway, doing her comic share in the mo-vie, surprisingly, has come naturally.

Oo nga’t mini-memorize niya ang script but she never prepared for any scene beforehand. Dapat daw pala ay open ka lang and you have to breeze through the scene with an open mind.

Talaga raw na nagdepende siya sa comic skills ng kanilang direktor na si Chris Martinez and seeing the movie in its completion has surprised her inordinately. Nakagugulat talagang she was able to deli-ver considering how naive and inexperienced she is.

Anyway, tulad ng na-mention namin sa bandang unahan ng column na ‘to, kasama rin niya sina Arci Munoz (Em) at Jessy Mendiola (Gee) sa wacky movie and playing as their love inte-rest in the movie are Enzo Pineda (who has no dialogs whatsoever in this movie from beginning to end, the moment you see the movie, you’re bound to know why! Hahahahahahahahaha!), and Vin Abrenica (who mark their very first film project under Star Cinema and Skylight films), and the debonair Ejay Falcon.

The movie is going to be the new year offering of Star Cinema.

GWAPONG AKTOR,

REGULAR LANG!

Kung sex appeal ang pag-uusapan, umaapaw ang charisma ng aktor.

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Ang totoo nga niyan, kapag nakikita siya in person, bihira ang claving na sa kanya’y hindi naa-attract. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

For one, he’s tall, fair skinned and oozing with innate handsomeness.

Napaka-charismatic din ng aktor dahil perennially smiling ang kanyang dating.

Also, his complexion is appealingly fair and blushing.

He’s also very tall kaya naman stand out talaga ang kanyang dating when he is being mobbed by so many people.

Pero ano itong balitang kumakalat na Reggie Regalado raw ang kanyang nota at higit na mas punong-puno pa ang ‘di katangkarang aktor na nakasama niya sa isang TV soap? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ka-amuse naman ever! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sayang naman na kaguwapohan, kulang pala sa size considering how impressive his height is.

How impressie his height daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Looking back, natawa nga ang mga mari-cona minsang mag-pictorial sila ng ‘di katangkarang aktor. Whereas the latter did not use any enhancement or pads (did not use any enhancement or pads raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!), siya naman ay halatang naglagay ng pads sa kanyang tarugito.

Tarugito raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ka-amuse!

‘Yun nah! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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