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A Dyok A Day

00 JokeGirl: Dok, magpapa-check-up po.

Doc: Sige, hubad na ng panty at bra tapos mahiga ka na…

Girl: Hindi po ako… itong lola ko!

Doc: Sige lola, hinga na lang nang malalim..

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MAUTAK

Minsang nasa airport si juan may nabangga siyang foreigner…

Juan: I’m sorry.

Foreigner: I’m sorry too.

Juan: (Iniisip yata nito tanga ako ah!) Sorry three!

Foreigner : What you are sorry for?

Juan: (Aba’t talagang sinusubukan ako nito) Aorry five!

Foreigner: I think you’re sick!

Juan: Wahahahahahahahahahaha! TANGAA! SIX ‘yun hindi SIK, bobo!

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Boy: Napuyat ako kagabi.

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: Nanaginip ka kasi, tapos nagsasalita ka… puro pangalan ng mga lalaki ang sinasabi mo.

Girl: Paano ka napuyat?

Boy: Kakaintay ng PANGALAN ko.

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