Nakaiiritang kaplastikan!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! I guffawed while I was partaking of the sumptuous meal at the presscon of Dreamscape Entertainment Television’s Give Love On Christmas’ second episode titled The Gift of Life as headlined by real life lovers Maja Salvador and Gerald Anderson that would premier on national televison starting Monday, December 22.

Nakatatawa talaga dahil may bagong ‘karumal-dumal (karumal-dumal daw talaga, o! Harharharhar!) na kwento na naman tungkol sa obese lady of the Manor sa Kalawang network ang aming kaibigan.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

According to our kababayan, noong time na Kalawang talent pa siya at ta-lent coordinator ng isang soap opera roon, this lomodic wo-man used to make lambing so that her talent then could appear at the soap he was handling as talent coordinator.

Kapal!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

“Naku, tugang,” our friend elucidates, “she was then nicey-nicey so that I would accommodate her talent. But when she became in charge of the network you so love (Hahahahahahahaha!) to write so glowingly (glowingly raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak-hak!) about, hindi man lang siya makaalalang i-invite ako for old time’s sake.

“Heto pa, tugang, di ba si_______________ (another movie scrbe) palagi nilang pinadadalhan ng press releases pero not once was he invited at their presscons.

“Minsan nga, pinadala ako ng company na pinagsusulatan ko sa isang presscon nila. Siyempre naglambing ako sa kanya. ‘Kako bakit hindi man lang ako nila nai-invite?

“Kasagot-sagot ba naman, tugang, ‘Di ba nandito ka na?’ Hahahahahahahaha! Kabaliw siyang talaga!”

Well, bago? Harharharharhar!

That’s exactly the reason why I’m not in the least bit interested to get invited to their cheap, morcon-infested (morcon-infested daw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!) presscons.

Yoi-kadiri!

Anyhow, I strongly suggest that Dabianita da second should tone down on her food intake of late, lest she suffers from hypertension and anxiety attack. Hahahahahahahahaha! Anxiety attack daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

How so nakatatawa ever! Hahahahahahaha!

Whatever, the ignominious presence of this reeking with plasticity aging woman is the culprit why their shows and soap operas are ma-king sisid at the ratings. Hahahahahaha!

Plastikada kasi at masyadong feeling kaya tigbakers na ang kanilang shows and soaps alike.

Shows and soaps alike raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Going back to Dreamscape Entertainment Television’s The Gift of Life, mas open si Maja Salvador when the real set-up between her and Gerald Anderson would be talked about.

Somewhat evasive kasi ang aktor kapag ang relasyon na nila ni Maja ang tinutumbok ng mga katanungan ng working press.

“But there is no doubt that they are veritably happy together.

Enjoy kasi si Gerald sa ka-daldalan at pagiging makulit ni Maja, lalo na’t cool talaga na karelasyon at never na naging demanding.

At any rate, bilang Tristan sa The Gift of Life, a young man in need of kidney transplant for him to survive, mami-meet niya along the way ang atheist na si Melissa (Maja) na nawalan ng sampalataya sa Diyos magmula nang maagang pumanaw ang kanyang mga magulang.

Kaya fail not to watch the second episode of Give Love on Christmas fittingly titled The Gift of Life na magsisimula na starting Monday, December 22 before It’s Showtime.

Excited sa Shake,

Rattle & Roll XV

New look si Lovi Poe nang humarap sa press in connection with their festival entry Shake, Rattle & Roll XV. Her long black hair is now dyed brown and is cut shorter, gi-ving her the aura of a young woman which she veritably is.

Lead actress nga pala si Lovi sa third epi-sode ng Regal horror/fantasy entry sa MMFF na Flight 666 that’s under the competent direction of the TV executuve turned director Perci Intalan.

Anyway, SR&R XV does not only boost of a stellar cast , story line and direction, it also takes pride in its state-of-the-art special and sound effects, musical scoring, photography and more.

No wonder, even Batangas lady governor Vilma Santos-Recto has got no qualms in ha-ving it endorsed for she believes in its merits and ostensible quality.

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.