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Kinabog ng mga back-up singers

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Natawa ako nang palihim nang manood ako sa isang Sunday musical-variety program.

Pa’no kasi, kinabog ang mahusay at magandang female singer ng kanyang male back-up singers.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Even the female singer was aware of what happened, she just smiled kind of amused.

Pa’no naman kasi, hindi siya nagsiguro sa kanyang areglo.

Kung ganyang mga biritero ang kaeksena mo, you should be extra-careful not to give them the sligh-test of chance to have you upstaged.

Ang kaso, na-overlook yata ng mahusay na singer ang aspetong ito kaya laking gulat niya nang lunurin siya ng mga lamonerong male singers nung magsabay-sabay na silang kumanta. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kabaliwed ever!

Looking back, Imelda Papin, during her time as tin-pan alley’s jukebox queen was most particular about this. Never siyang nakipag-duet sa isang singer na alam niyang kabogero o kabogera unless sa key niya kukunin ang tono ng kanta.

The young female singer should be most particular about this so as to avoid some discomfitting situation such as this.

Klaro?

Klaro raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

PURO NGAWA WALA NAMANG GAWA!

Iritada pala ang mga well-meaning friends ni Ms. Claudine Barretto dahil sa kangangawngaw nang walang humpay supposedly ni Raymart Santiago. Wala na raw itong idene-demand kundi ang kanyang visi- tation rights kuno among other things, not being fully aware that, along with it, are the accompa- nying obligations to his kids.

Sang-ayon sa isa nating source, July of last year pa nagkahiwalay sina Clau at Raymart and since then, ni isang singkong duling if I may borrow Crispy Chaka’s hackneyed expression (Hahahahahahaha! How so very amusing!) ay hindi man lang siya nagbibigay para sa upkeep ng mga bata.

Kung gusto raw ni Mr. Santiago na kilalaning ama talaga nina Santino at Sabina, I guess he needs to show to them that he really is a father image by giving financial support and not just impose on this supposed visitation rights.

Alam naman niyang Claudine is not working at the moment and since he’s the one who’s got regular income, won’t it be nice if he learns how to share his blessings to the kids?

Huwag na raw si Claudine dahil hindi na naman niya ito kargo o responsibilidad.

Pero ang mga bata ay dapat namang inaalagaan ng kanilang ama.

Imagine, according to our source, nagdaan daw ang Pasko’t bagong taon nang wala man lang ipinadalang kahit na anumang regalo o suporta si Raymart sa mga bata.

Understandable raw sana kung hindi ito kumikita o jobless kaya.

Anyhow, asking for some visitation privileges entails some responsibilities, too!

So there!

DAKOTANG PAPA, SCARED NA MATULUYANG MAGING VAKLUSHI!

Hahahahahahahaha! Dahil sa continuous association niya sa mga talo-talo papas, scared to death na raw ang dakotang Fil-Am na ‘to na based na in the Philippines na baka matuluyan na siyang maging beki kaya nagpatulong sa isang hot babe na bombshell na beterana na sa sex at iba pang eksena na as- sociated dito. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Siyempre pa, sex to the max silang dalawa but it came to a point when the hunky guy just won’t achieve huge erection anymore the way he used to. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Disappointed siyempre ang kuflangerang girlash kaya nag-decide itong stop na sila in this useless pursuit of saving the Fil-Am guy’s tumescent dick.

Tumescent dick daw, o! Harharharharhar!

‘Yun na!

How so very amusing indeed.

Malaki nga, useless naman. Might as well have sex with regular sized guys but very much capable of making you happy and sated to the max. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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