ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
Hahahahahahahahaha! KUNG ano-ano na lang ang sinasabi kay Deniece Milinette Cornejo sa internet these days. For example, kung hindi raw in vogue ang retoke, mukha raw itong palaka. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Pa’no ba naman, parang komedyana raw ang dating ng kanyang mukha bago pa naretoke ng skin care clinic na pag-aari raw ni papa Cedric Lee.
Trulilash kaya ever? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Imagine, she used to have gaps in her teeth but Papa Cedric’s competent orthodontics had taken care of that.
She used to be pug-nosed too but Papa’s good cosmetic surgeon had made some relevant improvements.
Her eyes used to be bland and very ordinary but these had been made soulful and deep-set by way of some very minor alte-rations. Hahahahahahahahaha!
I suppose even her ‘bumpers’ had been made remarkable by way of a good bustlift, too! Hahahahahahaha!
Kaya kita n’yo naman, in her latest photographs, she’s now a beauty specially so with the help of gluta injections. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Pero ang nakatatawa lang, anggulo-oriented ang mukha niyang retokada. Hahahahahahahaha!
If you happen to be a keen observer, puro side view ang kanyang anggulo at never siyang nagpakuha ng frontal. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Bakit? Simple lang. Malapad ang kanyang mukha (‘yan siguro ang hindi na mababago ng retoke … Harharharharhar!) kaya ina-avoid niya ang mga frontal shots. Hahahahahahahaha!
Anyhow, obvious na disturbed siya lately dahil in her recent TV interviews, chakistic ang kanyang make-up applications, clownish na tuloy ang dating. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang dami yata niyang stocks ng blush-on kaya pinuno niya ang kanyang mga pisngi.
Anyway, palala nang palala ang kanilang isyu ni Papa Vhong Navarro kaya mukhang very much wanting of peace of mind ang ating ateh. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
That’s what you get when you want to have your cake and eat it, too!
PANALO ANG TANDEM NINA PAPA PIOLO AT TONI
“Nakatutuwa naman ang revelation nina Papa Piolo Pascual at Toni Gonzaga sa presscon ng kanilang Starting Over Again movie that’s directed by Inang Olivia Lamasan, one of the finest directors in the country today, and would open in cinemas all over the country on February 12.
Anyway, noong freshness pa pala sa show business si Toni, niligawan pala siya ni Papa P.
‘Yun nga lang, she was kind of naive then and was not yet ready to plunge into a serious relationship yet.
But looking back, Toni’s palpably amused with what had transpired between the two of them then.
Starry eyed newcomer nga naman siya noon and was not that serious when it came to affairs of the heart.
No wonder, may special bond pala silang dalawa dahil doon even up to now.
Anyway, ipinagmamalaki ni Toni ang kanyang love scene with Papa P dahil never daw niyang nagawa ito in her entire acting career.
In the past, never daw kasi niyang na-ima-gine na gagawa siya ng isang seryosong love scene na with matching pali-yad-liyad ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
If only for that scene, you guys out there should make it a point to watch Starting Over Again when it opens in cinemas near you on February 12.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!