Thursday , August 28 2025

Arabo

An Arab was interviewed at US checkpoint …

American: “Name please?”

Arab: Abdul Aziz

American: “Sex?”

Arab: “Six times a week.”

American: “I mean, male or female?”

Arab: Doesn’t matter, sometimes even camel …

American: “Holy Cow!”

Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!

American: “Man, isn’t that hostile?”

Arab: Yes, horse style, dog style any style!

American: “Oh dear!”

Arab: Deer?! No deer! Deer run fast!

RAPE

Holdaper na gwapo: Taas ang kamay! Holdap ito!

Girl: Rape! Rape! Rape!

Holdaper: Anong rape! Holdap lang!

Girl: Bakit? Masama bang mag-suggest?

***

Isang babae ang lumapit sa manghuhula:

Manghuhula: Ineng, magpapahula ka ba?

babae: Opo magpapahula po ako….

Manghuhula: Meron akong nakikita

babae: Ano po ‘yun?

manghuhula: Lalakad ka sa simbahan at may dala kang bulaklak.

babae: Sabi ko na nga ba e. Malapit na akong ikasal.

manghuhula: Hindi

babae: Ano po ba ang nakikita nyo?

manghuhula: Mawawalan ka ng trabaho at magtitinda ka ng bulaklak sa isang simba-han

Hehehe …

Sa dako pa roon

pedro: Pare, nakikita mo ba ‘yung naroon sa dagat?

manoy: A oo, dangka ‘yan kasi mukhang maliit lang …

pedro: Tanga akala mo lang maliit ‘yan pero malaki sa totoo lang, ang tawag d’yan ay darko!

dodong: Pareho pala kayong tanga, anong darko, anong dangka? Ang tawag d’yan ay dapor!

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