Spanish teacher: Class use ‘fuera’ in a sentence.
Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers are beautiful).
Teacher: Oh, that’s very flattering but where’s ‘fuera’?
Student: Fuera ka!
PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American sa-lary, British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!
PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, Bri-tish wife, German food, American home and Pinoy salary!
Bobo: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A
Bobo: Mali pa rin
Pare: O sige, sirit na nga