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Hide and Seek

GIRL: Hide and seek tayo. If u find me, papayag akong makipag-sex sa’yo…

BOY: E, kung ‘di kita makita?

GIRL: Nasa likod lang ako ng piano…

Madre

Dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons….

Madre1: Diyos ko! Patawarin mo po sila … ‘di nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa.

Madre2: Ay ‘yung sa ‘kin marunong!!!!

Lost a Bird

A priest lost a bird & asked during mass…

Priest: Anyone got a bird?

All men stood up.

Priest: I mean, any one seen a bird?

All women stood up.

Priest: I mean, anyone seen my bird?

… All nuns stood up.

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