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Ipokritang mukhang anda!

THIS ageing entertainment writer/host appears to be fast afflicted with senility. Harharharharhaharhar! Imagine, for many a good month now, she had nothing but the most scathing reviews on the boy-next- door actor Coco Martin. Kiyemeng may built-in amnesia na raw ito at nakalimutan na ang mga old friends na kasa-sama nito during his TVH years. Kahit daw kasi ano’ng invitation pa rito ay never na raw itong nagpapaunlak at parang nakalimutan na ang mga nakaraang pinagsamahan. Ows? Talaga lang, ha? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Sa true, pa’no naman makapagpapaunlak ang isang taong abot hanggang leeg ang trabaho? Mabuti-buti nga ngayon at medyo relaxed na siya but a month or two ago, he was already having some chronic skin allergies and would even collapse on the set of their fantaserye Juan dela Cruz. Kaya nga kapag medyo nakalilibre siya sa kanyang super hectic working sched, he’d very much prefer to sleep and bond with his immediate family members. And the kind of bonding that he favors is simply eating within the house practically the whole day. Practically the whole day raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha! Kaya nga naman kaysa magpunta sa mga parties o mag-mall-hopping kaya, mas trip na lang ni Coco na magpahinga dahil sobrang stressed na siya sa halos magdamagang tapings. Anyway, bangenge na yatang talaga ang gurangis na ‘to dahil the other day, she was absolutely si- nging a totally differeng tune. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Imagine, pinu-puri-puri naman niya lately for a change siguro (for a change siguro raw talaga, o! Hahahaha!) ang boyish-looking pa ring aktor. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Baka naman nagdedeliryo na siya (nagdedeliryo na raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) kaya kung anu-ano na lang ang naiisip tipa-tipahin. Harharharharharhar! Well, can’t blame her. Pa’no naman, matitigbakers na ang kanilang show at once a month na lang ang kanyang appearance. Ang nakababaliw, the very moment the show would close shop (would shop na raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha- ha!) where would she go? Ang sabi, another show is forthcoming. Really? Is that sooooooo? Harharharharharhar! Ayokoooooooooh! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Pa’no kasi, masyadong nagmalabis. Imagine, I was practically recuperating from an ailment tapos she cavalierly took Juicy away from us and look at what happened? If that is not bad karma or retribution, we don’t know what is! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! And to think na barya-barya gang lang naman ang kinikita namin tapos kinuha ang chabokitang (chabo- kitang ogra raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) ogra with an astounding talent fee. O, loko! Di dinapurak kayo ng retribution or bad karma kaya ang 6% na rating namin ay naging barely 1% (Harharharharharhar!). Buti nga! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Buti nga raw, o! Harharharharhar! ‘Yun na!

DECEMBER 13, YOUR DATE WITH FRANCINE PRIETO AT TV 5’s FACE THE PEOPLE!

Nakatutuwa namang hindi kami naharangan ni Bubonika sa first guesting namin for TV5’s Face the Peo- ple that gets aired daily from 4:30 to 5:30 in the afternoon, with Ms. Gelli de Belen and Tintin Ber -sola Babao as hosts. Sa guesting namin ng best chum naming si Peter Ledesma, guest co-host si Marvin Agustin kaya lalong naging riot ang aming mga eksena. Do watch for it this coming Friday at matatawa at maiiyak kayo at the same time. Promise! Maramdamin talaga ang mga eksena ni Ms. Francine at ilang beses siyang nag-breakdown lalo na’t naa- alala ang kalagayan niya sa ngayong talaga namang nakahahambal. Anyhow, touching talaga dahil hindi pa man naipalalabas ang first guesting namin, may follow-up na kaagad ito sa episode naman ni Ms. Janice Jurado. Touching, di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahahaha! Corrected by! Hahahahahahahaha!

ANG CUTE NG SAMAHAN NINA BABY JAMES AT RYZZA MAE DIZON!

Amusing ang dating ng tandem nina Baby James Aquino Yap at Ryzza Mae in connection with the Metro- Manila Filmfest movie My Little Bossings. Kung dati’y parang skeptical ang nakararami na magkakaroon sila ng rapport, this time mum is the word na lang sila dahil pinatunayan ni Bimby na hindi na si -ya suplado tulad ng dati at nag-blend nang husto ang kanyang personalidad sa tropa nina Bossing Vic Sotto. Kaya this coming December 25, nakasisiguro kaming isa sa mga pipilahan sa MMFF ay ang My Liitle Bossings.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here. And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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