Grabe kung magmalinis!

Hahahahahahahaha! Amusing ang mga bukeke lately ng richie-richie na ageing girlash na ‘to who deludes herself into the false belief that her character is beyond reproach. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kung manglait kasi sa kanyang younger sis ay para bang siya na ang bagong santa at wala siyang nagawang pagkakamali sa kanyang buhay. Hahahahahahahaha!

Really?

Mag-flashback nga tayo at ianalisa ang mga kapalpakang pinaggagawa ng nasabing babae sa kanyang buhay from the mid and late 80s when she made life miserable and traumatic for her live in mate who almost committed suicide when she left him for another man. Hahahahahahahahaha!

After that, naging talk of the town din ang kanyang affair with this hunky actor na kanyang nakaeksena naman ang isa pang mahusay na aktres.

Hahanahahahahahahahaha!

How so nakatatawa.

Anyhow, retribution or comeuppance hounded her like the plague when she had hopelessly fallen for the charisma and machismo of this bedimpled guy who was quite indifferent to her comeliness and had chosen instead the more pristine beauty of this statuesque lady who, much later on, had become an international beauty titlist. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang ending kinabog talaga siya ng matangkad at gandarang actress/beauty queen na naging dahilan para mag-attempt siyang mag-commit ng suicide. Hahahahahahahahaha!

As time went by, marami nang nangyari sa kanya pero hindi pa rin nagbabago ang kanyang innate co- quettish ways. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Mereseng may common law husband na siya pero caught in the act pa siyang may ka-laplapang ombre na rumored to be inordinately gifted.

Rumored to be inordinately gifted daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

On top of that, marami pang eyebrow raising things na pinaggagawa ang babaeng ito kaya ‘yung mga exlposive expose’ niya kuno sa kanyang kapamilya ay tunay namang nakatatawa.

‘Yun lang!

SAM PINTO BLOOMING ANG SHOWBIZ CAREER!

Tatahi-tahimik lang pero bonggacious pala ang showbiz career ni Sam Pinto.

Imagine, her endorsements appear to be sated with her services and are perennially loyal to her.

Hayan at kare-renew lang ng kanyang shampoo commercial at ‘yung beer commercial, among other endorsements ay tuloy-tuloy pa rin.

So far, in the many years that she’s been in the business, never pang iniwan siya ng kanyang endorsements. Hindi man isang superstar or megastar for that matter, consistent ang sales ng kanyang endorsements at never pang nabokya.

Kahit ang Bubble Gang every Friday ay consistent top-raters rin at click na click ang grupo nilang Bubblets.

On the side, hataw din siya sa mga hosting chores at iba pang rakets.

Iba talaga si Sam Pinto, may kakaibang da-ting.

Maganda na’t edukada, very classy pa ang aura.

‘Yun na!

CERTIFIED BOX OFFICE POISON!

I have nothing against Ms. Nora Aunor because she happens to be an actress whose worth emulating with her remarkable acting skills that is fast becoming known even at the international scene.

‘Yun nga lang, nakaririndi ang mga harrassments na ginagawa ng ilang Noranians (not all, huh?) na pilit pinalalabas na resounding flop daw ang Ekstra (The Bit Player) ni Queenstar Vilma Santos ga- yung it was able to earn an impressive $141,000 in the States when it was recently shown there.

Ang figure na ‘to ay pilit na pinupulaan ng ilang Noranians at ipinagpipilitang blockbuster daw kuno ang latest indie movie ni Ms. Aunor na kumita ng 400 thousand sa kabuuhan nito.

Hahahahahahahahaha! How so very funny.

Aminin na kasi nating sa awards na lang bumabawi lately si Ate Guy at di na siya masyadong kumikita sa takilya.

‘Yun lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.