Walang takot si Mo Twister!

IBANG klase talaga itong si Mo Twister.

Hayan at based in America na siya and yet he gets to some intimate details like a billboard of Councilor Precious Hipolito-Castelo of the second district ng Quezon City in a basketball court.

How he was able to see that is beyond me.

Talaga sigurong sinosona niya ang internet para makita ang isang bagay na hindi naman  kapansin-pansin. Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, sa Instagram post ng US based disc jockey, nakatikim ng mura ang konsehala ng 2nd district ng Kyusi sa paglalagay ng kanyang pa-ngalan at larawan sa billboard.

“Hoy @precioushipolito, P.I. ka!” — he said with all the feistiness in the world.

May mga nag-agree naman sa kanya tulad nitong si @jeffreymutia, “Thanks, motwister. NCE players would be really happy if they remove this ASAP.”

“@jeffreymutia yeah this is pretty fucked up. Quickly, someone draw a d*ck on her face.”

May isa pang follower si Mo na pati ang kulay ng billboard ni Precious ay napuna’t pinag-initan.

Emote ni @migswagger, “@djmotwister don’t sleep on the fact that the backboard is pink hahahaha.”

But according to Mo, irrelevant na kung ano ang kulay. Ang foul daw ay ang pagpo-promote ng konsehala sa kanyang sarili.

“@migswagger I don’t have an issue with the color, it’s the fucking narcissism to think that she’s ruining these people’s hobby by promoting herself, it’s disgusting and @precioushipolito clearly seems to only care about her career and not the recreational well-being of the people there.

“You know what kind of politician that eventually makes her. The village management should be ashamed of themselves, and too bad Precious has the inability to feel shame.

“Growing up in a humble village, basketball was the only thing I looked forward to everyday. This fucking sucks hahaha but it’s funny, in a fucking sucks way.”

Anyway, may followers rin si Mo na nag-comment na gawain daw ito ng mga politicians sa kanilang lugar. They make use of the government fundings to promote themselves.

Anyway, @jeffreymutia says, “Thanks for making this viral. In less than 24 hours tinanggal na nila ang photo ni precious hipolito.”

HINDI MO TALAGA MAHUHUSGAHAN
ANG KAPALARAN NG ISANG TAO

Wayback during the 90s, narinig namin ang pangalan ni Direk Anthony Hernandez.

He was the guy who was supposed to manage Snooky Serna but the negotiations did not materialize for some totally baffling reasons.

Some twenty years hence, our path would cross and Anthony Fernandez was already a famed director.

Sa larangan ng indie movie, isa na siya sa mga pangalang tinitingala for the simple reason that he is a good one.

Ang maganda pa kay direk, he is travelling all over the globe in search of some possible connections and at the rate he’s going, he’s fabulously succeeding.

At the day of the presscon, kagagaling lang niya sa abroad at nag-close ng mga deals niya in connection with distribution and all.

Anyway, malapit nang ipalabas ang pinakabago niyang obra-maestra. Ang New Generation Heroes tungkol sa mga teachers ang tema.

It stars Ms. Anita Linda, Jao Mapa, Joyce Penas, Gloria Sevilla, and Ms. Aiko Melendez.

Going back to Direk Anthony, nakai-inspire ang kanyang kuwento kung paano siya nagtagumpay sa propesyong kanyang pinasok. Dahil matiyagang tao, nagtagumpay siya sa pagdidirek ng pelikula at ngayo’y minamani na lang niya ang pagdidirek at kay rami-rami na niyang connections.

Isa pang magandang movie na idinirek ni Direk Anthony ang solo movie ni Aiko Melendez na Tell Me Your Dreams.

PINAGPIPISTAHAN
ANG BUKOL!

Grabe talaga ang mga bakla. Ultimong ang picture ng isang matinee idol na nakabukaka habang sakay ng isang jeep ay pinagpapantasya-han at iniintriga. Harharharharharhar!

Kesyo bukol na bukol daw ang harapan ng young actor at pinapantasya nilang sais raw ito, kundi man ocho con ligo.

Ocho con ligo raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, atat na atat ang mga bakla dahil nai-imagine nilang mahaba at mataba raw ang alaga ng aktor. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Sabagay, if I look at him, he seems to be a lot promising.

A lot promising raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

Kaya masuwerte raw ang young actress na nail-link sa kanya dahil hindi Mountain Dew ang aktor. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.