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Eskalera ang launching ng Dyesebel ni Anne Curtis!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Speechless kami sa pagkapabolosa ng grand launch ni Anne Curtis bilang Dyesebel sa pinakabonggacious na project ng Dreamscape production na Dyesebel ng legendary na si Mars Ravelo. To be honest about it, ang buong cast ng fantaserye from the curvaceous Ms. Anne down to her two succulent-looking leading men Gerald Anderson and Sam Milby down to its supporting cast (Ms. Zsa Zsa Padilla, Dawn Zulueta, Gabby Concepcion, Andi Eigenmann among many others) were all present yester-day eve at Dolphy theater.

Predictably so, the lead actress was bombarded with a series of questions. Some of which were pretty inane and hackneyed (Hahahahahahaha!) but some, admittedly, were pretty loaded and substantial and utterly amusing. Hahahahahahahahaha!

In fairness to the dazzlingly pretty Anne, she answered them all with grace and equanimity.

Grace and equanimity raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Unpeturbable nga siya and was well composed and in control and beyond intimidation.

Ang sabi nga ni Direk Don Cuaresma, combination of innocence and vampiness raw si Anne kaya bagay na bagay na Dyesebel. Mahirap daw kasing mahanap sa iisang tao ang dalawang character traits na ‘to which, in a way, perfectly describes the new Dyesebel perfectly well.

Tama!

Anyway, back to her quondam whistle bait figure of late, according to Anne, more than anything else, it was her swimming lessons that is largely responsible for the great, big new change in her body weight.

Marami nga naman siyang na-try before (and some of which she’d rather not expound on anymore for reasons too personal and touchy. Hahahahaha!) pero ang rigid swimming routine niya ang nagbalik sa rati niyang pangangatawan.

Anyway, sa Monday na (March 17) ang premiere ng Dyesebel ni Anne kaya ngayon palang, waiting with so much anticipation na ang kanyang avid followers all over the globe.

Say mo, globally, huh? hindi lang locally. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Star, di ba naman?

Anyway, all star cast ang Dyesebel ng Dreamscape at kasama rin dito sina Ms. Gina Pareno, Bangs Garcia (who’s delectably svelte), Ogie Diaz, Neil Coleta, David Chua, Young JV, Makki Stroem (who’s every bit yummy and succulent… Hahahahahahaha!), Bodie Cruz, Nico Antonio, at Erin Ocampo.

This is under the capable direction of Don Cuaresma and Francis Pasion, the group responsible for the overwhelming success of Aryana and pehenomenal drama series like Walang Hanggan and Juan dela Cruz.

WALA NG ARRIVE ANG KADAKILAAN!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Kaya pala hindi na napanonood on national television ang appetizing hunk na ‘to na sumikat at nagkapangalan way back during the mid and late 90s ay dahil sa naglaho na (naglaho na raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) ang kanyang pinagtitilam-tilamang machismo ng mga claving way back during that era. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Imagine, the six pack abs are already very much in absentia and all that’s left to remind you of his once gorgeous machismo is his still appealing face (albeit a bit mature now but arresting nonethe- less! Hahahahaha!) and good height.

Of course that provocative thing that dangles enticingly in between his by now a bit stumpy legs is still visible (still visible raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!) and oozing with promise.

Oozing with promise raw, o! Harharharharharhar!

No wonder, young and appealing girls are still smitten with his masculine aura and charisma. Hahahahaha!

That evening nga when we saw him at the premiere night of an indie film where he worked on as AD, super ganda at sexy ang chick na kanyang kasama.

One of the many that he gets to see on a regular basis so we’ve been told. Hahahahahahaha!

Taray ni Direk, huh? Iba pa rin ang kamandag ng kanyang ‘alaga’, you know. Hakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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