Gusto nang magkapamilya?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nakatatawa naman ang eksena these days ng isang appetizing to look at singer/actor na napapabalitang seryoso na raw sa pakikipagrelasyon sa isang petite songbird.

Imagine, dati-rati, laman ng mga juicy blind items ang succulent sex life ng balladeer na mas-yado raw dick-oriented.

Masyadong dick-oriented daw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

Anyway, usap-usapan sa ngayon ang kanyang nakapagpapataas ng kilay na paki-kipagrelasyon sa isang petite songbird na rumored na isang covert lesbo.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kahit  saan  kasi  sila  magpunta, talaga namang nilalanggam sila sa sobrang sweetness.

Harharharharharharharhar!

Also, kung dati’y he was frequently seen with his fave pal, (another male singer who’s rumored to be a bisexual also who now works for the competing network) these days, this fairly attractive and petite chanteuse who sings like a nightingale appears to be his fave company.

Fave company raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Until when?

Well, that’s the 64 dollar question that’s persistently roiling in the minds of most people who are very much aware of the flagrant kind of sexuality that this young balladeer has. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Ang talkies pa nga ng isang entertainment writer na for almost 20 years ay tumira sa Tate, wala na raw  inuungot kapag nagsu-show sa Tate kundi ipakilala sa mga daks na ombres.

Ipakilala raw sa mga daks na ombres, o! Harharharharhar!

Anyhow, baka raw naman gusto ng magpaka-straight ng ate natin at feel na niyang maglakad sa tuwid na daan.

Feel maglakad sa tuwid na daan daw, o! Harharharharharhar!

Bahala siya. Tutal, pareho na silang nasa tamang edad ng dyowa niyang ang sabi’y may kakaibang eksena rin sa buhay.

May kakaibang eksena rin daw sa buhay, o! Harharharharharhar!

Come to think of it, kaya nga siguro na-trip-an siya ng ate natin ay dahil may masculine attri- butes rin daw ang chick na birit queen.

May masculine attributes rin daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

ANG BILIS PUMAYAT!

Sa presscon ng Rhodora X (that’s slated to detonate sometime in January 27 on GMA Telebabad) headlining the unkabogable sexiness of vampy Jennylyn Mercado, agaw-eksena talaga ang acquired sexiness these days ni Yasmien Kurdi na kabogera namang tunay. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ma-imagine mo bang carry pala ni-yang pumayat nang ganon katindi na tinalbugan pa in fairness ang dati ni-yang figure no’ng siya’y dalaga pa? Harharharharhar!

Honestly, side by side with the trim and svelte figure of Ms. Jennylyn Mercado, she was not in the least bit upstaged with her awe-inspiring comeliess.

Awe-inspiring comeliness raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ganyan siguro kung levelheaded ka na at hindi na krung-krung just like some ten years ago.

May asawa’t anak na nga naman siya, dapat lang na pagbutihin niya ang kanyang showbiz career para may progress.

Para raw may progress, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, Rhodora X tackles the least talked about subject on Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Parang split personality rito si Jennylyn dahil sa kanyang traumatic childhood.

Leading men nilang dalawa sina Mark Anthony Fernandez at Mark Herra sa inspired direction ni Albert Langitan.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!