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Bisaya 1: Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan!

Bisaya 2: Dili bay!

Bisaya 1: Kay Hipi?

Bisaya 2: Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER ‘yan. Gisulat niya sa likud o, SAFARI.

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ANG MAG-AMA

ANAK: Tay’ mag-ingat kayo sa DANTRAK!!!

AMA : Ano ‘yung dantrak?

ANAK : ‘Yun pong trak na 10 ang gulong!

AMA : Tanga inde dantrak un … TEN MILLER!!!

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knock knock?

Knock, knock

who’s there?

Navotas

Navotas who?

(Sing in the tune of maling akala) maliit Navotas lumalaki! Konting gusot dumarami…

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