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Nangangalumata na si kaplog bateh!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Kung dati’y bubbly and soooo taba nitong si Buruka Andita, lately, a lot of people are beginning to notice how she has become a little bit svelte. Kumbaga, nabawasan ang nag-uumalpas na bilblash nito at ‘di hamak na mas balyena na sa kanya ngayon si Fermi Chakitah. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Why is that so? Well, dinidibdib siguro ni Buruka ang pagkatigoksi ... Read More »

Sinira ng mga taon ang mala-engkantadang ganda!

UMUUSOK ang cellphone namin last Monday dahil we were inundated with an avalanche of text messages (the first time in months I tell you! Hahahahahhahahahaha!) courtesy of our curious radio listeners who were able to watch the guesting of this popular female personality from the 70s and 80s down to the 90s. Hambal na hambal talaga (hambal na hambal daw ... Read More »

Tilam-tilam ang mga syokla!

DAHIL buking na mga mukhang anda, nganga sa mga vaklitas ang majority sa mga mhin ngayon sa show business. Napaghahahalata kasing money is the ruling passion of their lives, hence they tend to piss off most fags and closet queens. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Ang tingin kasi ng mga money-oriented dudes sa mga vaklung ay isang makapal at matabang pitaka kaya nawawala tuloy ... Read More »

Bianca Manalo agaw-eksena sa JaDine!

Dreamscape Televison’s On the Wings of Love is but certainly a vehicle for the JaDine (James Reid and Nadine Lustre) tandem. Swak na swak sa personalidad ng dalawang bagets kaya kinagigiliwang panoorin nang nakararami. Inasmuch as the duo are not deluding their followers into the false belief that there’s more than meets the eye in as far as their off-cam ... Read More »

Ejay Falcon, binabalik-balikan ang mga kababayan sa Mindoro

Sandamakmak ang mga aktor sa show-business na sumikat lang nang konti ay masyado nang feeling! Ito ang pagkakaiba ng lead actor ng Dreamscape latest offering sa Wansapanataym na I heart Kuryente Kid na si Ejay Falcon na in the many years that I’ve known him ay never na nagbago o naging ilusyonado like some people I know. Like some people ... Read More »

World Vision names Julie Anne San Jose as their newest Advocate for Children

Last August 25, Asia’s Pop Sweetheart Julie Anne San Jose was officially launched as the newest Celebrity Advocate for Children of World Vision, an international child-focused non-government organization. The GMA Artist Center star will be more involved in various charity and community outreach efforts, especially those promoting children’s rights, well-being and education. “We are very honoured to now have as ... Read More »

ER Ejercito, talbog ang mga trapo!

Marami ang nalungkot talaga nang bumaba si ER Ejercito bilang gobernador ng Laguna. Teary-eyed talaga ang karamihan sa kanyang loyal followers at kasama na kami roon. Honestly, we’ve known Gov. ER since the 80s when he was still a struggling young actor in the industry who, for quite sometime, did try to court our protegee that time Ms. Snooky Serna. ... Read More »

Tagos hanggang puso ang eksena nina Jodi at Kathryn

Isang factor siguro kung bakit well-followed ang Pangako Sa ‘Yo nina Daniel Padilla at Kathryn Bernardo ay ang fabulous presence ni Jodi Sta. Ma-ria who’s delineating the formidable character of Amor Powers. Sa totoo, na-approximate ni Jodi ang powerful at riveting presence some fifteen years ago ni Eula Valdez. Walang kaduda-dudang kung magaling na aktres si Ms. Eula, hindi rin ... Read More »

Endless love ng mga kloseta!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Ka-amuse naman ang drama ng dalawang kloseta na kung naging tunay sanang mga lalaki ay tiyak na pag-aagawan ng mga vaklung at maielyang chicks. Hahahahahahahaha! In person, with the way they look, pormang macho so to speak, (Hahahahahahaha!) malalaglag talaga ang mga panty ng mga chicks at beki. Hahahahahahahaha! But when they are alone, that’s the time that they’d ... Read More »

Agaw-eksena!

MAGALING umarte si Carmina Villaroel at bonggacious ang tambalan nila ni Allen Dizon but I can say with all the objectivity in the world that in the Dreamscape soap Doble Kara, lutang na lutang ang husay umarte ni Mylene Dizon na ramdam na ramdam mo talaga ang intensity ng kanyang emotion. Carmina’s acting is comparable to Ms. Vilma Santos. Kumbaga, ... Read More »

Meg Imperial oks lang maging kontrabida

Okay lang kay Meg Imperial ang maging kontrabida sa latest offering ng Viva at Star Cinema na Ex With Benefits na lead actors sina Derek Ramsay at Coleen Garcia. After all, villainess naman daw with a slight twist. For unlike in most movies where the villainess is out and out cavalier and bad, this time, justified naman daw sa script ... Read More »

Eskalera ang beauty ni Megan Young bilang Marimar! aw!

TOM Rodriguez has all the reasons to get excited in connection with his first tandem with Megan Young at the soap Marimar for apart from the fact that she’s admittedly famous, she has one of the most curvaceous legs this side of Hollywood, along with a well-toned body as well. Eight years ago, Marian Ri-vera took the country by storm ... Read More »

Sikat na singer/actress, mega barat!

Hahahahahahaha! Yosi-kadiri naman daw ang kabaratan ng isang sikat na singer/actress nang mag-tip daw sa nag-foot spa sa kanya, and home service at that, huh? (Hahahahahahahahaha! Mega cheap! Harharharharharhar!) ay lumalagapak na fifty pesos. Hahahahahahahahaha! May pinagmanahan daw kasi dahil mega kuring din ang kanyang ‘di kagandahan ang itzung mudra. ‘Di raw kagandahan ang itzu ni mudra, o! Harharharharharharhar! Buti ... Read More »

Valeen Montenegro, join na rin sa Sunday Pinasaya!

Matagal siyang naging in house talent ng TV5 pero lately, laking gulat namin nang makita namin siya sa presscon ng Sunday Pinasaya na siyang pinakabagong Sunday musical-variety show ng GMA. Anyway, uso na nga pala ang hiraman ng talents sa ngayon kaya hindi na kataka-taka kung lumalabas man sa ngayon sa GMA ang homegrown talent ng TV5 na si Valeen ... Read More »

Ang tindi ng arrive ng Jadine tandem!

Grabe naman ang response sa mega hot tandem sa nga-yon nina James Reid at Nadine Lustre. Sa ASAP na lang last Sunday, halos mabaliw sa kasisigaw ang huge following ng kanilang JaDine tandem. Pa’no naman, bukod sa ang ganda na ng rendition ni Kyla sa theme song nang soap na On the Wings of Love, hanep naman sa pagka-graceful ang ... Read More »

Mga bitter at feelingera!

Hahahahahahahaha ha! Masyadong feelingera itong si Bubonika, the rat-faced chakah. Hahahahaha! Kumbaga, she gets to see the mistakes of other people but she’s completely indifferent to her own. Imagine, she hits DJ Mo mercilessly in her columns for his purported stupidity and inability to move on and forget his former flame Rhian Ramos, but she’s the one whose inability to ... Read More »

Talk & talk show nina lukresya harbatera, matitigbak na!

Hahahahahahahaha! Kung ano-ano na lang ang ibinibintang sa kontrobersiyal na personalidad na lately in connection with her winning the prettiest and most beautiful title courtesy of this controversial English magazine. Ang patutsada nang nakararami, why did the personality in question win the title when she’s just pleasant looking, or charming at the most, but definitely not the prettiest or the ... Read More »

Dugaserang bading

Hahahahahahahahaha! Nakatatawa naman ang episode ng magandang bading na nagpipilit sanang magpakalalaki mereseng lalaki rin ang kanyang hanap, alang-alang sa kadupangan sa anda. Alang-alang sa kadupangan daw sa anda, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Inasmuch as he’s really a dyed-in-the-wool vakla, (dyed-in-the-wool vakla raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) as a matter of fact, he once joined a gay beauty contest wherein he emulated the beauty ... Read More »

Ai-Ai, Jose, Wally at Marian, maghahatid ng kasiyahan sa Sunday PinaSaya ng GMA

Level-up na ang GMA Network sa paghahatid ng kasiyahan dahil mapapanoood na nga-yong Agosto 9 ang Sunday PinaSaya, isang ba-gong programang maghahatid ng bagong kahulugan sa variety show tuwing Linggo. Hatid ang iba’t ibang klaseng pakwela at patawa, pangungunahan ang programang ito ng Philippine Comedy Queen Ai-Ai delas Alas kasama ng kinagigiliwang tandem nina Jose Manalo at Wally Bayola, gayon ... Read More »

Enigmatic Ritz Azul

Karamihan sa kanyang mga kasama sa pinakabagong sitcom ng TV5 about empowered women ay mga ‘misterless misis’ in a manner of speaking. It’s only comely Ritz Azul who’s single and mysterious and enigma-tic since she gets to recieve some male visitors often in her abode on a regular basis. Since she’s not that communicative, the five women (Lorna Tolentino, Gelli ... Read More »

Grabe ang Nasaan Ka Nang Kailangan Kita ni Vina Morales!

Kaya pala from ear to ear ang pagkakangiti lately ni Ms. Vina Morales ay dahil number one sa mga afternoon soap ang kanilang Nasaan Ka Nang Kailangan Kita nina Denise Laurel at Christian Vasquez. Mukhang effect na effect ang tarayan nila ng gandara sa ngayong si Denise na, just like Vina M., ay very particular sa kanyang get-up at looks ... Read More »

Compositions ng Madrid, Spain based composer, denekwat!

Some two days ago, we had an unexpected visitor at our radio show at DWIZ. Gulat talaga kami when we gathered who was the person who dropped by to see us personally. Ito pala ‘yung Madrid, Spain based composer/architect na facebook buddy naming si Eulendio Marcos, Jr., supposedly a third degree cousin of Senator Bongbong Marcos. Honestly, hindi talaga namin ... Read More »

Nilait dahil sa kakatihan!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Kaaliw naman ang nangyari sa maganda at promising umarteng young teenage actress na. Imagine, may ka-loveteam naman ‘yong certified cutie na young actor pero gusto niyang maging sila kaya niyaya niyang mag-date na hindi naman siyempre tinanggihan. After all, she’s a beauty and pretty articulate as well. Just the kind of chick most teenage boys would fall for. Hahahahahahahaha! ... Read More »

Yummy!

Lagi-lagi na naming napagkikikita sa mga presscon ng ABS CBN si Sam Concepcion but it was only some two nights ago at the presscon of his movie “Makata” that we had the chance to see him up-close. Kung dati’y totoy na totoy pa ang dating niya at medyo may kapayatan, aba’y binatang-binata na pala siya at may sex appeal. Nakadagdag ... Read More »

Pinagalitan dahil sa kakatihan!

  Hahahahahahaha! Pinagalitan pala ng kanilang respective managers ang dalawang teen actors dahil sa kawalan nila ng respeto sa kanilang loveteam. Imagine nga naman, nagpakahirap nang husto ang kanilang mother network pati na rin ang mga taong humahawak sa kanila pero puro kalandian ang kanilang ginagawa. Dahil dito, binigyan ng severe tongue lashing ang dalawa kaya biglang natauhan. Biglang natauhan ... Read More »

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