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Baboy sa Viva, lomodic nang talaga!

Baboy sa Viva, lomodic nang talaga!

Hhahahahahahaha! This pig of a woman is fast becoming obese.

There is nothing that can be done so as to put a stop to her obese frame.

Lamonera kasi at matakaw pa sa baboy. Hahahahahahahaha!

No wonder, she is ballooning from day to day, week after week and month after month. Bwahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, dahil sa kaibigan ng baboy rin sa dilang baboy na si El Pakasta, nakinig rin siya at hinarangan kami sa Viva gayong wala naman kaming ginagawang

masama.

Well, ganyan nga. Mangharang nang mangharang kayo kasi pare-pareho naman kayong mga tanga at boba!

Mga tanga at boba raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!

Would I die if I don’t get invited in your presscons? Isaksak n’yo ‘yan sa bulok n’yong mga sarili dahil diyan naman kayo magagaling – sa harangan.

But, who, the hell, cares?

Would I die if I don’t get invited in your cheap presscons? Isaksak mo ‘yan sa lomodic mong baga para mamuwalan ka, baboy! Hahahahahahahaha!

Akala naman siguro ng baboy na ‘to ay mamamatay ako if I don’t get invited in their presscons.

I don’t give a fuck, ogra. I would live comfortably even if I’m not one of your favored few.

Magdiyeta-diyeta ka nga at baka matigok ka na lang at biglang bumulagta dahil sa yong katakawan. Bwahahahahahahaha!

Ang cheap-cheap mo kaya hindi nabibili ang diyaryong ini-edit mo. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Babu, pango! Pa-noselift ka, day! Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang muna. Hahahahahaha!

Follow me on Twitter at Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

 

 

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