Wednesday , April 24 2024
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Satanistang Vavalina, kabadong-kabado na sa pag-flop ng Vak-Clash!

Hahahahahahaha! Kabadong-kabado na ang vavalinang idiotang ito na nag-iilusyong siya’y matalino.

Bugok mo! Paano kang magiging matalino e sa Sampaloc Elementary School ka nag-aral at hindi ka maka-attend ng klase mo dahil hindi mo naman priority ang pag-aaral kundi ang maglakwatsa dahil from the gutters ang orientation mo at walang ka-class-class!

Wala raw ka-class-class, o! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

How deplorable I tell you! Harharharharharhar!

Anyway, how true na worried na raw ang GMA7 people dahil sa pag-flop ng rating ng Vak-Clash?

Pa’no naman ang babaduy ng mga contestant at feelingero’t feelingera ang mga hosts

Anyway, I have this feeling that the show is going to bomb.

Walang ka-class-class kasi at mediocre ang talents ng karamihan sa mga hosts.

Karamihan raw sa mga hosts, o! Bwahahahahahahaha!

Mabuti pa ‘yung YouTube channel namin nina Peter Ledesma at Abe Paulite at tinatambakan talaga ng mga Ads.

Yes, Petulah, tinatambakan ng mga ads dahil hanga si Mr. YouTube sa paraan ng pagho-host namin na hindi mediocre at common.

Hindi mediocre at common raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Hintayin n’yo ang pagbongga ng aming internet show na wala pang four months ay humahataw na at marami ang kinakabog.

Mag-seminar ka Vavalina sa amin ng proper hosting para gumaling-galing ka naman at hindi puro alog-bateh ang inaatupag mo, etchoserang frog!

Yuck!

Anyway, naka-pitong presscon na raw ang GMA7 pero ni isa ay hindi kami naimbita.

Pa’no, the people in that network tend to listen to Bulong Halimaw’s cheap admonitions.

Cheap admonitions raw talaga, o! How gross! Harharharharharhar!

But does she know what she is harping about?

Wala namang alam ang idiotang matanda kundi manira at mang-down ng kapwa at mag-alog-bateh. Hahahahahahahaha!

What does she know about a good show or a bad one anyway?

Alam lang niya’y mangharbat at sumipsip kahit kanino.

Sumipsip raw kahit kanino, o! Bwahahahahahahaha!

Kaya sige, go ahead and listen to her cheap pagbulong and watch your show suffer at the rating. Hahahahahahahaha!

I’m so delighted!

You can ignore me in your cheap presscons for all I fucking care!

Shove that in this old woman’s ass and I would guffaw with all the amusement in the world.

Makinig kayo sa gurang na ‘yan and that is your own funeral. Hahahahahahaha1

For that old, nosy and ugly woman is the devil’s encarnate.

She is a blight!

A pestilence!

She is a pest! Hahahahahahaha!

Babu!

Follow me on Twitter at Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
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