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Hindi pa naman gurang na gurang pero makyonda nang talaga!

Hindi pa naman gurang na gurang pero makyonda nang talaga!

KUNG si Vilma Santos ay may ganda pa at kasariwaan, itong aktres na more or less ay kanyang contemporary (but she’s younger than Ate Vi in reality) ay masasabing parang panat na pipino ang itzu!

Parang panat na pipino raw ang itzu, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Minsa’y nakasakay namin siya sa elevator ng network na mabait sa kanya, parang wala talaga siyang nakikita na panay ang emote sa harap ng salamin. Harharharharharharharhar!

Up-close, bakas na bakas na ang kanyang pagka-gurang and not even the thickly applied make-up could camouflage the deep-seated wrinkles on her face.

At least, nagkaroon pa siya ng asawa at kasal na pala sila.

But in fairness, maintained naman niya ang kanyang svelte figure at hindi naman mukhang matrona. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, why doesn’t she avail of Belo’s facelift without surgery just like what she did with Korina Sanchez?

It is but fitting and apt that she should be aware of the wrinkles on her face and should do something to have it lessened or totally eradica­ted.

Puwede pa naman ‘yun since hindi pa naman siya sitenta.

‘Di pa raw sitenta, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, ma’no ngang kumunsulta ka sa isang skin care clinic para maibalik mo naman ang dati mong ganda.

‘Yun lang!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very. very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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