Thursday , March 28 2024

Delicious tarugs!

Hahahahahahahaha! She is painting the town red.

Dati-rati, she was so demure and was so loyal to the one she loved.

But time has a unique way of changing the ways of most people. Perfect example na ang demure na aktres.

In a way, tapos na ang kanyang pagmamartir. In a matter of speaking, she is now having a grand time meeting some interesting men in her life.

For a while, she was seen dating her perennial leading man. Matagal-tagal din ang mukhang pagkakasundo nila pero nagulat ang lahat nang bigla na lang mag-cool off ang kanilang ardor for each other.

Obviously, tipong hindi nag-measure up sa kanyang lofty expectations ang kargada ng aktor o baka naman hindi niya nagustuhan ang pagiging alcoholic nito.

Pagiging alcoholc daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Siyempre naman, she hates alcohol and alcoholic people in general.

Alcoholic people in general daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

So, the next time around, nakita na naman siya dating her former boyfriend na hindi rin marunong ng salitang commitment. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Swak na swak sila ever dahil commitment is something that this lady shuns away from. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Pero hindi nagtagal ang pagde-date na ‘yun because after that, she was seen playing sweet music with this favorite leading man of hers who, just like her, doesn’t approve of commitment.

Ito sa ngayon ang paborito niyang kachorvahan.

Kachorvahan daw, o! Harharharharharharhar!

But for how long?

Anyhow, marami ang nagpapalagay na hindi naman seryoso ang dalawa sa kanilang chorvahan.

Chorvahan daw, o! Harharharharharharhar!

Knowing the guy who never likes commitment, I’m sure their intimacy wouldn’t last long. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Hanggang sa susunod na chorvahan. Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yun nah!

PRESIDENT DUTERTE IS EXCEEDINGLY ARTICULATE

Na-impress ang mga taong nasanay nang may kodigo ang ating mga high ranking official kapag nagsasalita in public.

For president elect Rodrigo Duterte has palpably an impressive command of the English language and he speaks from the heart if I may say so.

Parang Harvard University graduate siya kung magsalita at lulumain talaga niya ang mga graduate sa mga esekolang unibersidad kung command of the English language ang pag-uusapan.

Oo nga’t matatalino rin ang kanyang predecessor at graduate sila sa mga bonggacious na university and yet, they seem not to be that confident when speaking in public like President Duterte.

Lagi na’y may mga kodigo sila at kung minsan nga’y nagbabasa ng outright. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

But President Duterte is different in the sense that he speaks from the heart.

Ramdam mo ang kanyang sincerity and you can forgive him for some occasional lapses. Like nag-a-utter siya ng cuss words na hindi naman madalas. Hahahahahahahahaha!

May puso rin sa mahihirap si President Duterte at pusong mahirap siya at ang mga pagkain sa kanyang mga pa-party ay reflection ng kanyang simple taste when it comes to the kind of food that he favors.

‘Yung monggo na lang ay hindi nawawala sa kanyang mga pagkaing inihahanda kaya bilib sa kanya ang nakararami.

Mabuhay ka President Rodrigo Duterte. You are an inspiration to the Filipino people.

Sa totoo lang!

KAILAN KAYA MAGBABAGO SI BUBONIKA?

Hahahahahahahahaha! Kung gaano kahusay magsulat si Bubonika, (kabog nga niya at no match sa kanya ang panulat ng overrated na si Boy

Abunda na ang projection ay palaging may kaaway… Hahahahahahahahaha! How horrendous!) ay siya namang pagka-okray niya bilang radio host.

Try listening to her radio program and chances are, you’re going to doze off out of sheer boredom.

Out of sheer boredom daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hindi siya nakaaaliw pakinggan at maiirita kang tunay sa kanyang innate penchant for batian portion wherein she tends to greet the same group of people day in, day out. Harharharharharharharharharhar!

Dios mio perdon! Magsisimula ang kanyang programa sa batian at sa batian din magtatapos.

How nauseating can you get!

Yucky! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ewan ko ba naman kung bakit pinagraradyo pa ang matronang ‘yan gayong wala namang aliw factor na maituturing.

Wala raw aliw factor na maituturing, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Sa diyaryo ay pagkahusay-husay niyang mag-blind item and you are going to get hooked really with her descriptive narrative about her subjects but when it comes to radio, you’ll have the impression that she’s just but doing it because she has to and not because she wants to. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa totoo, parang napipilitan lang siya at nagmamadaling tinatapos agad-agad para makabati na naman.

Para makabati na naman daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Syorak ever!

Kaya hindi ako magtataka kung ilipat siya sa graveyard shift. Harharharharharhar!

Doon dapat inilalagay ang kanyang walang katorya-toryang programa.

‘Yun nah!

PABULOSA ANG PRESSCON NG IMAGINE YOU & ME

Record breaking ang presscon ng movie nina Alden Richards at Maine Mendoza sa Novotel Hotel sa Cubao.

Imagine, sa hotel ito ginanap at bonggang-bongga ang mga ipina-raffle na prizes for the press.

Bumaha talaga ng cash prizes at mga in kind gift items kaya sated ang mga dumalong entertainment writers.

‘Yun nga lang, may reklamo si Ms. Blessie Cicera (may reklamo raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!). Hindi raw nailagay ‘yung namezung ng editors kaya walang nanalo ni isa sa kanila. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Nevertheless, the food was superb and the press had a grand time choosing the kind of food that appealed to their palate.

Bongga talaga kapag APT Entertainment ang nagpapa-presscon. Talaga namang bumabaha ang give-aways kaya from ear to ear ang ngiti ng working press.

Anyway, nang busog na busog na ang entertainment writers, pumasok na ang stars ng Imagine You & Me na pinangunahan ng lead actors na sina Alden Richards at Maine Mendoza, followed by their supporting players Jasmine Curtiz-Smith, Cai Cortez, Kakai Bautis-ta, and the director of the movie Mike Tuviera.

Hindi pala sinabi agad ng direktor na si Mike kung sino ang makakasama ni Jasmine sa pelikula. It was only on the set that she learned about her co-stars.

Obviously, parang hindi masyadong close sina Maine at Jasmine.

Sa question and answer portion, hindi masyadong tumitingin si Maine kay Jasmine pero hindi naman antagonistic. Parang cool lang sila.

Parang cool lang daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

In stark contrast, nakatingin naman si Alden kay Jasmine habang ito’y nagsasalita.

Suffice to say, this guy has a superb PR and it’s not hard to like him right on your first meeting.

Dahil siguro ito sa katotohanang taga-TV5 naman talaga si Jasmine and they (she and Alden) almost had a movie together pero hindi nag-materialize dahil pumasok na nga ang tandem nina Maine at Alden.

Anyway, panoramic ang view ng buong pelikula dahil kinunan lang naman ito in its entirety sa Como and Verona, Italy.

Acting-wise, hindi naman nagpakabog si Maine sa acting ni Alden and they seem to be very much at home with each other while doing the movie.

Kaya watch na kayo on July 13 as it opens in cinemas near you.

It’s a feel-good movie at hindi talaga maiwasang ma-in love kina Maine at Alden in this movie.

BACK TO BACK – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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