Pag-aralan mo muna ang Filipino grammar bago ka magtaray, lola!

 

Hahahahahahahahaha! Pintas to the max raw ang ngangaerang wrangler sa amin kapag nagkakatipon-tipon sila ng kanyang mga chakadong alipores.

Chakadong alipores raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

But who, the hell, cares?

Basta ako, I’m confident of my grammar because I went to a good school and I did study long after I ceased going to school.

Ito kasing si Lola, da chakang Tagalista, (Chakang Tagalista raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!), inggit na inggit sa aming eloquence in English because she is intrinsically idiotic and never did bother to read some paperbacks to be able to augment her very minimal knowledge in English. Hahahahahaha!

Very minimal knowledge in English daw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

Magtinda ka na nga lang ng maruya sa Parada, Valenzuela city at baka kumita ka pa.

Baka kumita pa raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhak-hakhakhakhak!

‘Yon lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

 

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.