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It’s Joke Time: 2 amerikano at isang Police

00 JokeIsang araw may dalawang Amerikano na gustong matutong magsalita ng Tagalog. May nakita silang Filipino nakaupo lang, sabi ng dalawang Kano…

2 Amerikano: Hey are you speaking Tagalog?

Filipino: Yes why?

2 Amerikano: Would you teach us to speak Tagalog at least 3 words please…

Filipino: Why yes. If I say us you will say “Kami,” If i say fork and spoon you will say “kutsara’t tinidor” at ‘yung pang-last naman thank you, you will say “Salamat po.”

2 Amerikano: Salamat po!

Papauwi sila nang makita sila ng mga pulis na nag-iimbestiga dahil may namatay na tao habang ‘yung dalawang Kano Papunta sa pulis para malaman kung ano ang nangyari…

Police: Hey do you know who killed this guy?

2 Amerikano: Kami po!

Police: Aba ano ang ginamit ninyong pang patay sa kanya?

2 Amerikano: Kutsara’t tinidor!

Police: Punta na kayo sa Kulungan!

2 Amerikano: Salamat po!

 

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