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Naghihingalo na nga ang TV career, pati yata radio show ay matitigoksi pa!

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

We received a message from a well-meaning friend telling us that Fermi Chakitas ratingless radio program is purportedly no longer getting aired at TV5’s News Channel. Hindi naman kasi kami nakapa nonood doon since busy kami sa mga deadlines at iba pang showbiz commitments.

Beside, why should we?

Kebs! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Who, the hell, cares anyway?

Anyhow, could it mean then that her radio show has already been cancelled or axed from TV5 News Channel? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

If that is not retribution or bad karma, we don’t know what is! Harharharharhar!

Dapat lang siguro sa mga harangerang panget ay sinisibak na sa telebisyon dahil wala namang ROI ang mga gurangis na ‘to. Harharharharharhar!

Itong si Lolita Tabachina na lang ay puro senseless na Kaplog-Bate ang alam at iba pang money-making ventures kaya pahina nang pahina ang ratings ng kanilang show.

Yuck!

Kasukaaaaaaah! Hahahahahahahaha!

Si Fermi Chakita, on the other hand, ay walang ibang ginawa kundi pakiwal-kiwalin ang kanyang dela (pakiwal-kiwalin daw ang dela, o! Hahahahahahaha!) at mag-novena na huwag siyang tigbakin nang tulu- luyan sa TV5. Hahahahahahahaha!

Alam mo matandang mulmolera (matandang mulmolera raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!), when the time has come for us to shine, you, ugly chabokans, can’t do anything anymore. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Magtinda na lang kayo ng nganga sa talipapa at baka kayo’y kumita pa. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ayoko ng pangeeeeeeeet! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

CHINA FELOMINO,  OOZING WITH PROMISE!

Bagama’t hindi na masyadong nabigyan nang prominence ang role ng mahusay umarte at napakagandang si

China Filomino (I’m not sure if this is how her name is being  spelled) magmula nang pumasok sa kwen -to ng top-rating na Got to Believe (that’s bound to end on March 7) ang Fil-Am na si Liza Sobera- no, it’s an unassailable fact that she’s a gifted performer and a real stunner as well.

Kung maganda na siya on cam, all the more pala in person. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sana’y mabigyan naman ng follow-up soap ang sweet-looking teener na ‘to na agaw-pansin talaga ang luminous beauty in person.

Goodluck, sweetie. I just hope that your name would soar all the more in the year of the horse.

KINABOG NG MGA BACK-UP SINGERS

Natawa ako nang palihim nang manood ako sa isang Sunday musical-variety program.

Pa’no kasi, kinabog ang mahusay at magandang female singer ng kanyang male back-up singers.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Even the female singer was aware of what happened, she just smiled kind of amused.

Pa’no naman kasi, hindi siya nagsiguro sa kanyang areglo.

Kung ganyang mga biritero ang kaeksena mo, you should be extra-careful not to give them the sligh-test of chance to have you upstaged.

Ang kaso, na-overlook yata ng mahusay na singer ang aspetong ito kaya laking gulat niya nang lunurin siya ng mga lamonerong male singers nung magsabay-sabay na silang kumanta. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kabaliwed ever!

Looking back, Imelda Papin, during her time as tin-pan alley’s jukebox queen was most particular about this. Never siyang nakipag-duet sa isang singer na alam niyang kabogero o kabogera unless sa key niya kukunin ang tono ng kanta.

The young female singer should be most particular about this so as to avoid some discomfitting situation such as this.

Klaro?

Klaro raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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