Pinagtitripan nang walang humpay!

Poor Deniece Milinette Cornejo, sa halip na kamuhian at katakutan, she and her supposed paramour Ced ic Lee are now fast becoming the target of amusing stories and catty remarks.

Imagine, everything about her is now being magnified and talked about.

Nabukalkal tuloy ang relasyon niya supposedly sa broadcaster na si Madam Mel Tiangco.

Dahil sa mga intrigang kinasangkutan, nadiskubre tuloy na anak siya ng dating karelasyon (or was it husband?) ng batikang broadcaster.

No wonder, Cornejo ang apelyido ng anak ni Tita Mel na si Wency.

Di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Now we get to see the reason behind the accusation that Deniece is purportedly being given ample protection by GMA7. Hindi naman pala si Atty. Gozon ang protector or connect ng dalahirang chick kundi si Tita Mel. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ka-amuse.

Heto pa, pinagtatawanan din ang appearance niya sa mga news and current affairs programs dahil tulo uhog daw ang kanyang pag-iyak at parang pang-best actress (Hahahahahahahaha!) pero sa mga nalabasan niyang soap operas ay ham actress naman siyang naturingan ever. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Ano ba ‘yan? Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Sana raw ay ganon ang ipinakita niyang acting expertise para sumikat siya at nagkapangalan ever.

Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Ang papa naman niyang si Cedric ay ginagawang laughing stock sa internet.

Hayan at may inilabas silang pictures of two dicks (picture of two dicks daw, o! Hahahahahaha!) na ‘yung humongous ay kay Vhong daw, whereas ‘yung Mountain Dew ay kay Cedric supposedly.

Of course the more perceptive individual would know that those pics are not the real thing but are made to amuse the netizens.

But honestly, I don’t want to believe that Mr. Cedric, with his hunky appearance before, would possess a penis that a young boy would normally have.

Di naman nakatatawa ‘yun and definitely not in good taste.

Also, I don’t want to believe that Vhong is that ‘gifted’ either.

Anyway, mukhang seryosohan na nga ang kasong ito dahil nag-join na si Ms. Kris Aquino para mabigyan ng justice supposedly si Vhong.

Well, abangan na lang ang susunod na kabanata.

TYRONE ONEZA SUCCEEDS!

We are so happy for what hunky singer Tyrone Oneza has become.

Way back during the 90s, he was already the family’s bread winner and was positively industrious.

Almost two decades hence, he now appears to be an accomplished businessman and is veritably excited with the release of his first self-titled album Tyrone Oneza (Dito sa Aking Piling) pretty soon.

For old time’s sake, Papa Abs, Peter L. and I got invited to his pad in Kyusi that is located at the Torre Venezia Suite along Timog Ave. corner Santiago St.

Totoo ka, our friend has indeed gone a long, long way.

Maliban sa unit na mini-maintain niya sa hotel na ‘to, nakabili na pala siya ng sarili niyang unit somewhere in Libis but he had to rent a separate one because the traffic in that locality is defi- nitely repugnantly unbearable.

Anyway, nagbalik-Pinas lang pala siya para pagbigyan ang kanyang hilig na kumanta sa sariling bayan. Inasmuch as he’s one of the much sought-after entertainers in Barcelona, Spain, somehow the lure of local show business is definitely hard to resist.

Well, lots of good luck Tyrone baby. I just hope that your album would be a huge success man.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.