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Teary-eyed si Kim Chiu the other day nang mag-guest sa Kris TV. Obviously, super affected siya sa endless bashings na natatanggap sa ilang disgruntled entertainment press na na-offend sa kanyang classic classic line na,”We don’t owe you any of our personal lives!” eklaboom.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
But Kim should take things easy and learn how to relax.
For one, I strongly believe that she and Xian Lim have a winner in their movie Bride for Rent at kung may bashers man siya on the side, I don’t think these people would affect the positive vibes of the movie that is now being shown all over the country.
I’m no psychic but I strongly believe that it’s going to be a very huge hit.
Promise!
HINDI NA MAPAGKATULOG SI BULONG HALIMAW!
Kung dati-rati’y isnabera sa mga presscons itong si Bulong Halimaw, this time she’s into it once again. Ang nakatatawa, ni hindi na makapag-spray ng kanyang expnesive perfume ang harangerang gurangski at ngarag-looking na most of the time.
Ngarag-looking na raw most of the time, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyhow, sa presscon ng concert nina Martin Nievera at Ms. Regine Velasquez that’s slated to detonate on February 14 at the Mall of Asia (that falls on a Friday at exactly 8pm), halatang pagak ang kan- yang mga tawa at naka-focus siya sa lugar namin. Hoping against hope, perhaps, na baka magkamali (magkamali raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) at mabati namin siya.
Harharharharharharhar!
Manigas kang matanda ka!
Kung dati’y inunawa kita at inintindi ang kabaliwan mo, this time I won’t anymore you slobbering, wretched anaconda.
Slobbering, wretched anaconda raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, going back to Martin and Ms. Regine, much-awaited talaga ang concert nilang ito sa Mall of Asia Arena in the sense na ire-recapture nila ang resounding success ng kanilang first concert together in the US of A when Ms. Regine was purportedly already burned out and would desperately want to quit her prodigious singing career.
Anyway, according to Martin, he and Regine would want to dedicate their forthcoming show in memory of the late Felix Co who was the one who produced their show together some ten years ago. “He took us on the road,” he gushingly states. “In San Francisco and in other places as well.
“We’d like to do it in his memory.”
As always, Martin would supposedly want to do what he’s been doing in the past – reinvent himself.
Anyway, sometime last year, they also had a show but Pops Fernandez and Ogie Alcasid were on it.
“We’re hoping that we can bring it nationwide,” interjects Ms. Regine. “Then abroad.”
Also, according to Martin, Regine’s not just his favorite singer but his favorite person as well.
“I’m so proud of my Regine,” he says in earnet,”for what she has become.”
Anyway, the concert fittingly billed Voices & Love is going to get staged at the Mall of Asia Arena with two musical directors no less.
Louie e Ocampo for Martin and Raul Mitra for Regine.
The very capable Rowell Santiago directs the show.
SO NICE TO KNOW THAT LOVELY LAARNI LOZADA IS BUSY WITH NUMBEROUS GIGS!
I was kind of surprised when I had this inadvertent meeting with Laarni Lozada (Philippine Dream Academy grand winner after Yeng Constantino) at the presscon of The Crowd Cocktail Lounge that’s strategically situated in Madison Square Mandaluyong.
Honestly, physically, malaki ang improvement ni Laarni and she’s now a lot more confident.
Kung dati-rati’y may pagka-wall flower belle of the ball ang kanyang arrive, these days she has become more ascertive and outgoing.
Pero ang hindi nagbabago ay ang kanyang terrific vocal range na kayang-kayang ibirit ang mga songs nina Adelle at Lani Misalucha.
Laban ka? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Siya nga pala ang featured entertainer sa The Crowd Cocktail Lounge every Friday.
The place is owned by the bubbly Ms. Joy Sison of Fashion Collections.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
