No match sa bagong papa?

Hahahahahahahaha! Honestly, right after their much talked-about parting of ways, oozing with confi- dence talaga ang comedic actor na ‘to na mahihirapang makakuha ng kapalit ang kanyang misis na singgandang lalake niya at sing-loving and caring kuno. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Pero lately, parang he’s not half as confident as before.

Tipong naaapektohan na kasi siya ng bagong karelasyon ng kanyang gandarang ex wife na bukod sa hunky and tall, tisoy pa and handsome talaga. Hahahahahahahahaha!

And most importantly, a lot younger and appears to be bigger when you speak of endowments.

Sa haba na lang daw ng kanyang hita’t binti at mga daliring parang brusko at machung-macho talaga ang dating, you’ll surely understand why this quondam dancer has fallen for him.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kumbaga, bulging crotch palang daw, ulam na!

Bulging crotch palang daw ulamski na, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!

Anyway, up to now ay palaisipan pa rin daw ang dahilan ng split-up ng dalawa.

Bakit nga naman kung kailan pa nagkaanak ay saka naisipang makipaghiwalay.

Pero ang unexpected development nga ay ang pagdating ng gwaping na basketeer sa buhay ng dancer.

Well, with the way she looks, hindi naman talaga imposibleng makakuha ng bagong papa ang dancer.

Pero ang tipong totohanin siya at may balak pa yatang pakasalam ay hindi talaga ini-expect nung pabling (?) na comedic papa na ang chika’y veering now into the other side of midnight ang pagkatao. ‘Yun na!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

SITTI – ‘BOSSA LOVE’ CONCERT AND ALBUM LAUNCH ON JANUARY 18 AT THE MUSIC MUSEUM

Sitti, the country’s one and only bossa nova queen, will release her newest album titled Bossa Love with a concert on January 18, 8pm, at the Music Museum.

Bossa Love features Sitti’s signature bossa sound with the exciting tracks including the carrier single Sunday Morning (a cover of the song by Maroon 5), It Wasn’t Me by Shaggy, Stickwithu by the Pussycat Dolls, Back To You by John Mayer, Smooth by Santana, Someday We’ll Know by New Radicals, My Favorite Mistake by Sheryl Crow, I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys, Yellow by Coldplay, Lost Without You by Robin Thicke, Don’t Know Why by Norah Jones, For You by Kenny Lattimore, Waterfalls by TLC, and Thank You by Dido.

The album is produced by Marvin Querido for MCA Music.

Sitti will perform songs from her latest album and her other hit songs during the concert. Nyoy Volante and Jett Pangan are special guests.

Tickets are available at P1600 for orchestra and P1000 for balcony at SM Tickets at 4702222 or smtickets.com, Music Museum Ticketron at 7216726 or musicmuseum.com.ph, and Ticketworld at 8919999 or ticketworld.com.ph.

Sitti is a Backroom artist. For inquiries, call Backroom Inc at 4351108, 4351120 and 9280717 or e- mail us at [email protected]. Like Backroom Inc. on facebook atwww.facebook.com/backroominc and or follow Backroom Inc. on twitter at www.twitter.com/BackroomArtists.

FROM MALATE TO ORTIGAS!

Wala kaming masay sa pabolosang building ng comedy bar ng iconic na si Mr. Andrew de Real, the owner of The Library, the mother of all comedy bars in the metropolis these days, that is opening a new branch in Ortigas today.

Sa tgotoo, hindi pa nag-e-exist ang mga comedy bars na nag-mushroom these days within the Metropolis, naririyan na ang The Libary ni Mamu (nickname kay Mr. Andrew).

‘Yun nga lang, sa pag-branch out niya sa Ortigas, may konting adjustments na gagawin si Mr. de Real.

Kung dati’y anything goes ang banatan onstage, this time the performers have to tone it down considerably to cope up with the classier audiences of Ortigas who, naturally, are not appreciative of the kind of toilet humor that the Malate habitues have come to inordinately like and cotton to. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Suffice to say, naninibago nga raw si Mamu dahil hindi nga madaling patawanin ang mga sosing tao sa Ortigas unlike roon sa Malate area kung saan isa na siyang highly revered figure in the world of co- medy bars, it’s purportedly quite refreshing to know that the Ortigas people are not familiar with him and the kind of iconic figure that he has become along the Malate area.

Anyhow, since may tie-up sila ng Viva films producer na si Mr. Vic del Rosario, karamihan sa mga magiging entertainers rito ay mga Viva talents.

Sa mga hindi pa nakaaalam, sa The Library lang naman nanggaling sina Ai-Ai delas Alas, Allan K, Arnel Ignacio, Pooh and Vice Ganda.

NAANING NA SI BUBONIKA!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Poor Bubogski. Litung-lito na pala ang chakitang matanda dahil ramdam na niya ang pagkatigok ng kanyang hosting career one of these days. Hahahahahahahaha!

Hayan at once a month na lang pala ang appearance niya sa Police Chorva dahil lalong sumisid daw ang mababa na ngang rating kapag naririyan siya’t nagpapakawala ng kanyang mga nakasusulasok na kabaduyan.

Nakasusulasok na kabaduyan daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

At any rate, baka raw magbago ang desisyon ng management kapag nag-diet si Bubogski at pinagawa ang ilong at i-update ang sooo nakaririmarim na baduy na lenggwahe.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Yuck!

‘Yun lang! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.