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Naaning si Anne Curtis!

TINALBUGAN ni Anne Curtis ang Tacloban tragedy sa internet lately. Hahahahahahahahaha! For the first time in many weeks, na-dislodge sa hot chicas ng mga netizens ang tragedy sa Kabisyaan at na-focus bigla ang usapan sa prinsesa ng It’s Showtime na ipinakita raw ang ‘the other side’ of her personality (meaning nagwala. Hahahahahahaha!) sa isang bar sa The Fort dahil ‘bangenge’ na. (HaHahahahahahahahahahaha!) Mantakin mong pinagsasampal daw si John Lloyd Cruz right after na lumabas sa CR dahil ang feeling niya’y pinagti-trip-an siya? Magkaroon ba ng persecution complex. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Ano ba ‘yan, manay? Dapat sa mga tulad mo ay nag-iingat para hindi ka nagiging biktima ng mga nakaookray na intriga. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Whatever, the story had it that Queen Anne was supposedly relieving herself of ‘anxiety’ nang ma-feel niyang parang may kumakalampag sa pinto ng comfort room. Dahil ‘bangenge,’ nagkakatsang daw at nagwala nang ma-sight si John Lloyd at tulad ng sinabi sa bandang unahan ng column na ‘to, pinaulanan nga raw ng magkakasunod na sampal. After that, lumapit kuno sina Phoemela Barranda at mga katropa nito para itanong kung ano ba ang nangyari? Dahil ‘bangenge’ nga raw (or was she hopelessly drunk?), nilait-lait nga nito sina Phoemela and company. Anyhow, magmula ng November 30 up to this writing, paboritong lait-laitin at pag-trip-an si Anne sa internet. Huwag kasing iinom nang sobra para di tayo napahihiya.

Nakahihiya!

DI KAYA MATIMBOG?

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Proud na proud kunetch-netch si Crispy Chakita sa pasabog niya kuno kay Charice Pempengco sa kanilang walang following na show courtesy of the latter’s grandma na kanyang amiga intima. Hahahahahahahahaha! Binukeke raw ng lolaska ni Charice na despondent at penniless na raw supposedly ang kanyang apo kaya nag-suicide kuno ito by slashing her wrist in a drunken stupor supposedly. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Talaga lang ha? Is that soooooooo? Ang siyete, baka raw si chakitang Fermi Chaka ang maglaslas ng pulso dahil mape-phase out na siya pretty soon on national TV. Mape-phase out na raw on national TV, o! Hahahahahahahahaha! Di kaya? Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak! Cheap! Yuck! Yosi-kadiri! Honestly, this mock-suicide thing of Ms. Pempengco is pretty unbelievable. Napaka-liquid naman kasi no’ng tao at kung gumastos ay talaga namang all-out, why would she be despondent purportedly for that cheap reason? Besides, may naniniwala pa ba naman sa grannie goose ni Charice after she and her grand daughter parted ways many years ago? Pa’no naman kasi mauubos ang milyones ni Charice, along with her dollar savings account in the US of A, samantala ang laki-laking halaga no’n? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Pati balitang kutsero ay talagang pinapatulan ni Fermi Chaka para lang makapanggulat kunetch-netch. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Magtinda ka na nga lang ng biko sa Parada, Valenzuela City, lolaska, at baka kumita ka pa. Baka kumita pa raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Cheap!

TYRONE ONEZA’S TIME HAS COME!

Nakatutuwa naman ang nangyari sa private life at showbiz career ng long-time friend naming si Tyrone Oneza who’s out to have his debut album released sometime on the first week of December.

Carrier single ng album ang Vehnee Saturno composition na “Dito sa Aking Piling” at may bonus track na Ikaw ang “X’Mas Ko.” Looking back, sole bread winner si Tyrone ng kanilang pamilya kaya napilitan siyang mag-abroad (in Spain where he’s still presently staying) at sinuwerte naman makatagpo ng magandang trabaho. One thing remarkably good with Tyrone is the fact that he’s most family oriented. Hayan at inuna niya ang welfare ng kanyang pamilya at ngayon lang pinagbigyan ang kanyang hilig. Goodluck Tyrone. Here’s wishing you the best of everything my boy!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampolo- [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here. And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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