Hahahahahahahahahaha! Poor crispy chaka. Akala niya’y in pa siya, ‘yun pala’y super out na ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Que miserable usted! Hahahahahahahaha! Ang latest nga, nag-disappear na ang four fifteen seconders na ad placements nila sa Police Chorva dahil bukod sa chapacola ang rating, negative pa ang feedbacks sa hosting skills ni Bubonika. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Kung bakit kasi with all the money that she has, (earning more than a million a month is no joke ho- ney at a time when our economy is not altogether flourishing.. .Hahahahahaha!), why doesn’ she go on a diet and have her pugnose lifted so that she’d look better? Hahahahahahaha! Pa-series of lipo treatments ka para gumanda-ganda ang katawan mo. ‘Yung mga panga mong nagsa-sag na, pa-plantsa mo ‘yan ever. Hahahahahahahahaha! Doon naman sa nagsasabing makababalik pa raw si Crispy Chorva given the right people she’ll be with in a showbiz oriented program. Why not? Kunin nila kami ni Peter Ledesma and I’m positive na mag-e-evaporate ang pagka-manang niyan once na kami na ang kasama. Harharharharharhar! Wanna bet, pinakbet? Hahahahahahahahaha! ‘Yun lang
HAPPY BRITHDAY ATTY. TOPACIO!
Before we had the chance of getting to know him better, I had this impression that Atty. Ferdinand Topacio was kid of distant and aloof. Inasmuch as he was perennially smiling every time we’d see him in some social functions, it was kind of vacant and not that sincere. But getting to know him better has completely eradicated this impression for the real Atty. Ferdi- nand Topacio was kind, considerate and loving even. Hahahahahahahaha! On top of that, he, too, has an effusive sense of humor that I find so appealing. Kung tumawa talaga siya ay parang wala ng bukas, you’d be amazed to compare the real Atty. Topacio with his public image as a no-nonsense lawyer who’s handling the court cases of the rich and the fa- mous. Hahahahahahaha! Anyhow, he’s notching another memorable event in his checkered existence today and is turning 35 years old, I suppose? Hahahahahahahaha! So, to a most loving person and friend, many happy returns of the day Atty. Topacio, I’m positive Claudine Barretto has a most special gift for you. Hahahahahahahahaha! After all, rich naman si Clau samantalang poor lang kami nina Abe at Peter L. Besides, super touched si Clau sa all-out support mo sa kanyang court cases at iba pang mga bagay-ba -gay sa kanyang buhay. Iba pang mga bagay-bagay sa kanyang buhay raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha! ‘Yun na!
KUYA BOY, TULUNGAN MO NAMAN SI CESAR PAMBID PLEASE!
For quite sometime now, our friend Cesar Pambid has been suffering from an ailment that is a curse to people who are not half as privileged as some people in the biz are. Nag-a-undergo na siya ng dialysis, kuya Boy Abunda, and the meager income that he gets out of wri- ting, along with some occasional rakets would really not suffice to sustain the kind if treatment that he needs to have. Sana naman, Kuya Boy, matulungan mo siya. You can send your help through him by way of calling him at this number: #09999319324. Pasensiya na, kuya Boy. The little that I get would only suffice for the needs of my family. I know a guy of your stature could really make life a little but bearable for him. Maraming, maraming salamat, Kuya Boy. I hope and pray that the shows you’re in(Buzz Ng Bayan on a Sunday afternoon, my favorite late evening news program Bandila and Bottomline on a Saturday eve) would all the more flourish in terms of ratings and ad placements primarily because of your good heart. Mabuhay ka!
MABAIT TALAGA SI ALJUR ABRENICA!
Touched to-the-max si Edgar Mangahas ng MJM Productions dahil over sa sipag magpromote ang headliner nitong si Aljur Abrenica in connection with his solo concert Come & Get Me at the Music Museum to- night. Dahil sa kanyang bubbly enthusiasm, promote to-the-max na rin pati ang special guests niyang sina Ju -lie Anne San Jose, Rochelle Pangilinan, Vin Abrenica, at Kris Bernal. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! No wonder, from ear-to-ear ang pagkakangiti ni Mr. Mangahas dahil bukod sa cooperative at rehearse to death sa kanyang spot numbers, sipagero pang magbenta ng tickets ang seksi at mabait na Kapuso hunk. Break a leg, Aljur baby. Show ‘em what you’ve got, man! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampolo- [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here. And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.