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Papable noon, dinedeadma na ngayon!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Speechless ta-laga ang dating hunky actor na lately ay nag-diversify na into the chaotic world of politics.

The not-so-young hunk find it grossly appalling that the lead actor of the soap he’s starring in who’s a lot older than he, is being considered as the one who’s younger and being treated as peers by most of their co-actors.

Mga ungak at walang utak kasi ang mga ba-gets ng henerasyong ito na kapag late 30s ka na or early 40s ay itinuturing ka nang ‘wrangler.’ Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yan lang siguro ang ipinagkaiba ng Hollywood show business as compared sa ‘rotten’ set-up na namamayani rito sa atin.

Looking back, during the golden era of Hollywood, Bette Davis was already way down in her eighties but she never did allow her co-star to call her by any name. It was pure and simple Ms. Bette.


Anyway, shifting back to our quondam sexy actor who’s into serious acting now while dabbling into politics on the side, inasmuch as he did not allow his repugnance (repugnance raw talaga, o! Hahahaha!) to show with regard to the grossly demeaning epithet of the young actress he was co-starring with, he felt so down, he didn’t have the guts to shoot most of his remaining scenes with the feeling engenue young actress who has the tendency to become palpably obese. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mag-diet kasi ‘no?

Anyhow, mukhang bad karma seems to hound him like the plague. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang pinag-aagawan ng mga matrona at vaklushi noon ay dinedeadma na ng mga girlash na bagets-oriented ngayon. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa true, it’s now pay back time for the ageing actor who, during his youth, was the toast of dick-fellating fags and libidinous women.

Mag-workout kasi at seryosohin ang pagdidyeta. Nasa prime pa rin manan siya kung tu-tuusin.

‘Yun nga lang, tindi ng pagpo-food trip ni kuya kaya ang sagwa na ng kanyang porma lately. Remember, kuya, discipline is the key to once longevity in this business.

Ang gandang lalaki mo pa rin naman. ‘Yun nga lang, kulang ka sa disiplina.

Go on a diet and prevent yourself from was-ting away into fats.


‘Yun na!


Buti naman at natauhan ang mag-inang Bea at Carina Binene. Sang-ayon sa isang tauhan ng mabait na abogado, nagparating daw ng mensahe ang mag-ina through their lawyer na willing na silang i-settle amicably out of court ang law suit na isinampa ni Atty. Topacio laban sa kanila.

Na-feel naman kasi ng mag-inang the topnotch lawyer was/is not after any financial remuneration but would just want a modicum of respect coming from them.


Matagal na kasing naghihintay sa kanila si Atty. Topacio at very much willing naman kalimutan na ang lahat basta’t magkaroon lang sila ng dinner and no mention of the case would even be talked about.

‘Yun na!


Life is definitely not a bed of roses.

Somehow, when you expect things to proceed smoothly, aberrations set in and you’re suddenly very much at a loss and inordinately confused.

In our case, I mean, Peter Ledesma and I, some things are not what they ought to be.

It’s a good thing that we have found a friend in Mr. Roxy Liquigan. The guy is really an angel.

Offering us one little job after another and protecting us from the goblins of this world.


Ewan ko ba sa mga taong ‘yan. Di ka naman nang-aapak ng kapwa mo at never ka naman nakialam sa diskarte ng iba pero wala silang ginawa kundi makialam at pag-trip-an ka.

It was a good thing that good-natured people like Mr. Roxy exists.

At least pangbalanse sa mga demonyo.

Pangbalanse raw sa mga demonyo, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

I just don’t understand why people would pick on me when I’m not the kind who meddles on other people’s business.

Buti na nga lang may mga taong tulad ni Mr. Roxy who has a heart of gold.

Thanks Mr. Roxy for everything. God bless you!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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