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Malapit nang magbabu si Fermichaka!

Karmatic talaga itong si Fermichaka. Kita n’yo naman, pati ang Police Chorva ng TV5 ay nadaramay.

A veritable slap on her fat ugly face to know that the old Juicy was able to get 12 ad placements considering our status as non-entities supposedly, and an impressive rating of 6% (na ra-ting na nina Derek Ramsay at Ate Shawie), the show of Cristy Fermin and company has been able to get an embarrassing 1.7% as compared to its rivals that tend to get an impressive 30% and 21% respectively. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, the old Juicy was but in itself a rarity.

Would you believe that Morly, Rey and I were paid a measly 90K as compared to what Fermichaka is reportedly getting of late that is allegedly half a million pesos. Hahahahahahahaha!

Sa bagong Showbiz Police, with the huge salary that Corpus Cristy gets, tigbakers na ang TV5.

Pa’no pa ‘yung sa iba? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, to date, Police Chorva has five 15 seconders ads na ang supposed revenue na ini-aakyat sa Cinco ay barely 100 thousand lang.

Meaning, ang laki ng nalulugi sa TV since their production expenses is reportedly close to a million pesos per episode.

How much are they losing per episode then? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, simple arithmetic lang ‘yan para ‘di ma-compute nang kahit na sino. Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

No wonder, super deppressed na ang mga camera men ng Cinco since ramdam na nila ang napipintong pagkatigoksi ng show.

Sad, abysmal Christmas nga naman ang maghihintay sa kanila kung ganon lalo na’t uso ang tigbakan sa TV5 these days.

Que pobrecita! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

KUYA BOY ABUNDA, IBANG KLASE ANG KABAITAN

Kuya Boy Abunda happens to be a rarity in this business peopled with uncouth and cavalier individual. Imagine, kasali rin pala pati pala ang actor/comedian na si Joey Paras ng Viva films movie na Bekikang sa listahan ng mga taong kanyang natutulungan.

Noong mga panahong taghirap ang lead actor ng Bekikang, give rin daw pala si kuya Boy ng ‘pamasu’ at kahit ngayong may name na siya at may launching movie na to boot, help galore pa rin sa kanya ang matulunging host ng Buzz ng Bayan.

Nakatutuwang ang mga damit palang isinusuot niya sa promo ng Bekikang ay give ng mapagkawanggawang  TV host.

Indeed, kuya Boy’s intrinsically a most giving individual.

No wonder, Someone Up There loves him inordinately.“

UNDERRATED SAM PINTO

Hindi mabukeke at ma-talkies si Sam Pinto pero siya yata ang isa sa mga celebrities na hindi iniiwan ng kanyang endorsements.

Up to now, naririyan pa rin ang Sunsilk at iba pa niyang endorsements na walang sawang sa kanya’y sumusuporta.

Pa’no naman kasi, napakaloyal na endorser ni Sam at siya ba ‘yung klase ng endorser na ginagamit talaga ang mga produktong ini-endorse.

Happy nga pala ang alaga ni Ms. Claire dahil toprating pa rin ang Bubble Gang na isa siya sa mga regulars.

Korek!

NATAUHAN NANG MAKAKITA NANG TOTOONG MAGANDA!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Predictably so, the supposed intense love affair between this appealing brown-skinned actor and his plain-looking chinky-eyed girlfriend is now practically non-existent.

Makakita ba naman kasi ng gandarang chick na sosi pa ang dating, saan ka pa? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

In a way, nakahahabag din naman ang episode ng young actress na napag-iwanan na ng kanyang boyfriend magmula nang ma-elevate sa full stardom.

Que pobrecita!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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