Thursday , March 28 2024

A Dyok A Day

FRAT LIDER: Totoo ba ang balita na bading ka raw?

JUAN: ‘Di totoo yan! Mga chizmax lang ‘yan ng mga chuvanunez na walang magawa sa mga chenilyn nila! *****

MAX: Pare, ilang beses ka ba kung mag-shave sa isang araw?

JUAN: Mga 4 hanggang 30 beses!

MAX: Grabe! Bakit?

JUAN: Hello? Barbero kaya ako!

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NANAY: Anak, ano itong zero sa test paper mo ha?

JUAN: Hindi po ‘yan zero Nay! Naubusan po kasi ng star si Ma’m kaya binigyan niya na lang ako ng moon!



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