A Husband came home 4 a.m. and saw his wife in bed with another man (his wife shouted at him)…
Wife: Where have you been?
Husband: Who is that man?!?
Wife: Grabe ka! Don’t change the topic!
Pasikatan ng Graduates
UP: Many past presidents graduated from our school like Roxas, Quirino, Laurel, Garcia and Marcos, just to name a few…
Ateneo: That’s nothing, a number of Ateneo graduates became national heroes, Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen. Antonio Luna, Evelio Javier and many others.
La Salle : Wala ‘yan! Talo ‘yan sa graduates namin!
UP and Ateneo: Bakit? sino ba ang graduates n’yo?
La Salle: Aba marami kaming sikat na graduates. Si Gary Valenciano, Dindong Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid at Monsour Del Rosario.