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A Dyok A Day

00 JokeNun: I was raped… what shall I do?

Mother Superior:  Here, take this calamansi.

Nun: Will this ease the pain?

Mother Superior:  Sipsipin mo nang mawala ang ngiti sa mukha mo, gaga!!!

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A mental patient is singing while lying on a hospital bed. After a song dumapa siya. The nurse asked… “O, bakit ka bumaliktad?” he answered: “Adik ka ba?! Side B na kaya!”

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Sabi Airforce: No Guts No Glory!

Sabi Marines: No Retreat No Surrender!

Sabi Army: No Pain, No Gain!

Security Guards: No I.D. No Entry!

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Baliw (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello… may tao po ba sa Room 168?

Telephone Operator: Wala po, Bakit?

Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!

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