Thursday , March 28 2024

A Dyok A Day

00 JokeA Chemistry teacher asked a sexy, blonde student, “What are NITRATES?

The student replied shyly,

“Ma’am, sa motel po. NIGHT RATES are higher than day rates!”

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Usapan ng dalawang mayabang…

Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang diyaryo sa akin.

Diego: Alam ko.

Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?

Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.

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WHO’S GUILTY?

Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, “Quick, My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, “Damn! I am the husband!”

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