Sobrang elya!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Lately, maraming nagte-text sa amin tungkol sa kind of flirtatious actuations ng isang feeling macho gay (feeling macho gay raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha! Ka-amuse ever!) na TV personality na nasa graveyard shift sa isang TV program.

Napaka-touchy kasi niya kapag mga good looking, hunky guys ang kanyang guest personalities whereas he was cool and detached if they happened to be females. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, sang-ayon sa ilang sources, napaka-insatiable raw pala ng libido ng rich ang projection na vaklung na ‘to. As a matter of fact, practically all of the young men he went to bed with were all veritably exhausted right after some enervating sex marathon with him in bed. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kabaliwed! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Iba talaga ang arrive ng mga vaklushi lalo na’t tulad ng guy na ‘to ang intensity when it comes to sex.

When it comes to sex raw talaga, o! hahahahahahahahahahaha!

How veritably amusing! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Would you know who he is?

Ask the internet gays. I’m positive they know his identity pretty well. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

 

ANG GANDA NG EKSENAHAN

On a nightly basis, I never forget to watch Dreamscape’s Ikaw Lamang that’s being headlined by the forceful triumvirate of Coco Martin, Kim Chiu and Ms. KC Concepcion in the provocative role of Natalia – an offbeat role that Ms. Concepcion would have some second thought in delineating some five or six years ago when she was still in a quandary with regard to her entering the highly chaaotic world of show business and was more preoccupied with her studies abroad, in Europe, in particular.

Anyway, bongga ang mga eksena ni Ms. KC with veteran actress Amy Austria who essays the role of Isabel, her mom at the soap.

Maigting din ang confrontation scenes sa pagitan nila ni Kim na hindi rin siyempre magpapakabog sa acting department kay Ms. KC.

Si Coco naman, apart from his terrific acting prowess, ay napakagwapo sa TV soap na ‘to.

Kung dati’y medyo naging somewhat heavy na siya, this time he’s definitely young, svelte and succulent and oozing with freshness and youth.

No wonder, unkabogable talaga sa ratings department ang kanilang Ikaw Lamang lalo na’t pagkahuhusay ng kanilang major support sa katauhan nina Amy Austria, Rio Locsin, Joel Torre at Christopher de Leon in the role of the mature Jake Cuenca.

Strength is essential in winning everyday situations.

Having strength for what’s next – this is what the new San Marino Tuna Flakes is all about. Being healthy will keep you on-the-go and will make you feel like a winner by enjoying life to the fullest.

Ang pagkakaroon ng good health din ang pinaniniwalaan ng Pinoy Big Brother All In winner na si Daniel Matsunaga. Kaya kahit limitado lang ang maaaring gawin sa loob ng PBB house noon, hindi nawawala sa prayoridad ng Brazilian-Japanese model-actor ang pangangalaga sa kalusu-gan. Ang pag-aalaga pa rin sa kalusugan ang isa sa hindi niya pinabayaan.

“When I’m working a lot, I still ensure that I do push-ups kahit sa set na lang. Even in PBB pala- ging pagod, puyat kami sa mga tasks. And even though, pagod, puyat, I exercise pa rin,” kwento ni Daniel.

Dahil dito, walang kaduda-duda ang pagi-ging favorite choice ni Daniel para maging brand ambassador ng San Marino Tuna Flakes na may dalawang variants – In Oil at Hot & Spicy.

Sobrang natuwa raw si Daniel nang malaman niyang siya ang napili to represent San Marino.

Bukod sa kasama palagi ang San Marino pro-ducts sa healthy food choices niya, malaking bagay para kay Daniel na pinaniniwalaan niya ang produktong ine-endorso niya.

“I have always been a regular patron of San Marino Corned Tuna. Now, I am happy that San Marino already has San Marino Tuna Flakes,” says Daniel.

Bukod sa masarap, gusto rin daw ni Daniel ang protein content ng San Marino Tuna Flakes, na kailangan niya para sa pagme-maintain ng kanyang hunk body.

“What’s next? I want to improve myself in everything I do especially with all my projects. I want to discover more and learn more.”

Samahan si Daniel sa launch ng bagong San Marino Tuna Flakes campaign, ang “What’s New, What’s Next?” sa Mercato Tent, Bonifacio Global City sa October 11, 10:00 a.m. – 3:00 p.m.

Subukan ang iba’t ibang activities kagaya ng trapezing, wall climbing, and rapelling kasama si Daniel at iba pang celebrity-guests. Magkakaroon rin ng chance na manalo ng mga raffle items kagaya ng GoPro, Garmin watches, San Marino Tuna Flakes gift packs at adventure items.

Bukas ang event na ito para sa lahat. Magsuot ng sports attire at i-experience ang #WhatsNewWhatsNext.

KINIKILIG ANG WORKING PRESS SA FRESHNESS NI MATTEO GUIDICELLI

Hahahahahahahahaha! Obvious na nagtiti-lam-tilam ang mga vaklungs sa succulent freshness ni Matteo Guidicelli na pinagkaguluhan talaga sa presscon ng Viva films latest flick Moron 5.2 The Transformation na pinagbibidahan din nina Luis Manzano, Billy Crawford, Marvin Agustin, at DJ Durano, together with John Lapus.

Talagang walang tigil sila sa kauusisa sa sex life ng aktor.

As if naman he would be honest enough to tell them the truth. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, tilam-tilam talaga ang mga badelyas sa kasariwaan ni Matteo at sa kanyang dripping with milk succulent freshness.

Dripping with milk succulent freshness raw talaga, o Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

Anyhow, palabas na on November 5 in cinemas all over the country ang Moron 5.2 The Transformation na obra maestra siyempre ng box-office director na si Wenn Deramas.

Kita-kits!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

 

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.